Shrek:Hey donkey you got the onions?
Donkey:Yea bItCh you know i got your mOtHeR FuCkInG onions
Shrek:Im only saying this once they are pronounced OnIoNs
Donkey:Im going to be home with your OnIoNs in an hour
Shrek: Did you tell those dAmNeD fairies to come into my swamp again bc i will wHiP your aSs
Donkey:kInKy
Shrek:you are no longer allowed in mY sWaMp
Donkey:I'll do what ever the fUcK i wAnT
Shrek:
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That's your bLoOd isn't it?
Donkey:No bItCh
Shrek:Well then wHo'S Is iT?
Donkey:BiTcH i DoN't fUcKiNg kNoW
Donkey:Maybe its that oNe fAiRy bItCh
Shrek:wait um what was her name.. baldie-ba-ballie? OH WAIT it was bIlLy
Donkey:Yea its was BiLlY
Shrek:K imma go beata her aSs
Donkey:K bItCh
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RandomWtf am i doing anymore? Does god still love me? Does the water really turn the fRiGgiN fRoGs gAy? Am i secretly god? Does she really think the earth is square? Do i really think my dogs gay? this has strong language so be warned
