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You're Adopted

Craig Tucker is a peculiar boy in other people's eyes. He never felt the need to try and be other people. He is just a normal human being, but he still gets ripped on for wearing his favorite type of shoe; Crocs. Craig absolutely lives for Crocs, getting little pins and decorations for them every time he goes to his local Walmart. His boyfriend, Tweek Tweak, wasn't obsessed with Crocs, yet he had another obsession that one would not indeed find normal. This craze wasn't so normal though, as the patterns of the socks in which he was into were not ones of everyday socks. They were all either sparkly rainbow or high key pastel, sometimes with polka dots or stripes. Both kids sometimes wore Crocs with socks, and damn did that make them look hella fine. Everybody at South Park Elementary was swept off their feet or knocked to their knees when they just entered a room.
Both Tweek and Craig's closets were filled with copies of their signature everyday clothing, but the clothing was still looked upon as super gay to everyone else that looked in it. Rumor has it that if you stay in said closets for too long, you will turn homosexual. Many attempted to prove that legend wrong but they started feeling symptoms shortly after stepping out.
Whoa, you smell that? That, my friend, is the sweet aroma of gay approaching the children of South Park. Tweek and Craig were both behind this, their Crocs and socks sending out gay mind waves and corrupting every child that stood in the "quiet" mountain town. Nobody understood their obsessions with socks and Crocs, so it was the time to pay for everybody else. Stan's gang paid big time, as they all were in a tornado of gay fanart of themselves. One by one, they started swinging for the other team. Craig's gang, even though they are their friends, were also possessed by the homosexual boys. It was almost the end for everybody. The girls were immune, just ignoring every guy around them. Tweek and Craig held hands, their power attack not just lightly hitting all kids, but taking them completely off of their feet. Oh man, this is going to be a blast.
As chaos continued to spread along the town, kids were starting to fight each other. The shipping wars have now begun! The power of Crocs and socks together was so extremely over the top that every canon thing turned into the madness that took over the fandom. This is going to be the end of South Park for everybody.
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Hi I don't know why I made this but I'm bored and I don't know what else to post.