Hey guys my name is Clyde and today were going to be playing some fortnite laooaoala ok come on let's go in my room and turn on my windows 18913782 computer XdDD ok ignore all the gay porn I have right there and just focus on the fortnite!1' ok so my friends are playing with me and of course I have a secret secret secret seeecret taco skin that nobody else can have because they're losers and I'm totally rich with vbucks because my mommmmm died in the toilet because I didn't close the lid and I stole her fat money! Even though my dad is still here I put chili powder on his underwear so his pp is getting slowly burned off and I'm getting all the cash money cash money cash money mulah out of his back pocket@/ also I went to Kenny's fucking house and I stole his oh wait he doesn't have money never mind scratch that I went to Klels house and I stole his jew money umm wait I forgot about fortnite dang it I didn't get a victory ravioli ugh I hate Italian food anyway Mexico is where it's at with all them tacos mhm oh yeah dad anyway Taco Bell is my spooky scary house because it's secret and nobody knows about all the fortnite tacos I stealqwjjw I love putting fortnite on my tacos because it just makes them taste so good like Tokens weenie behind TGI Friday's no homo but anyway I hid my pictures of tacos behind my fridge like 1 second ago and my mom still hasn't found them hahahah oh wait she's dead LOL sorry I keep thinking about how Token is just my side hoe and I'm secretly dating tacos don't tell his stupid ass oh no my dad found my porn hold on brb guys CLYDE D (for Donovan not dick for the last time don't call me Clyde Dick, Craig!!) OUT
Craig: I'm still calling you Clyde Dick bye
I will stomp on you when we get to skool tomorrow you dumb virgin
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RandomMom made me food but when I was done instead of throwing the rest of the food away she threw me into the streets haha
