All the members were in their own rooms when Jin came out cuz he needed to get his princess costume out of the laundry machine.
***
Jin sees Bunny.Jin sees a paper.
Jin picks up the paper.
"dEaR bAnGtAn BrOs,
over the past few days i have been realizing that i dont feel like myself in this body, that maybe i wasnt meant to be human, and so i explored the animal kingdom. After long nights of thinking, i have decided that my true form is as a bunny. i Hope yOu SuPpOrRt My DeCiSiOn."
jin stares at paper.
jin stares sum more.
Jin starts screaming and fangirling.
Jin: "Omg, my baby, awwwwwwww, who's a good little bunny whose a good bunny, you are, yess good boy"
Namjoon hears the screaming.
Namjoon starts walking towards it.
*completly done with life* "-im not even gonna question it"
* walks back to room*
*trips* "omph oW-wHy mE!
*stands up and sits down on bed* *bed spring breaks* "seriously..."
*picks up book* *book breaks* "HOW DOES A BOOK EVEN BREAK!"
*goes back to room with bunny*
*eye contact*
Bunny JK: ...
Namjoon: ...
Bunny JK : ...
Namjoon: ...
Bunny Jk: pArDoN?
Namjoon: i-Jin goes looking for dresses for bunny
Jin: I have them somewhere
*Hobi walks in on staring contest*
Hobi: ooooooooooooh, are we playing staring contest? I wanna playyy
*plops in the middle of the two*
*puts on serious face*
*fails*
"this game is stoopid" :(((((
Jimin sense's Hobi's sadness.
Namjoon senses Jimin
Jimin gets baseball bat.
Namjoon runs behind table.
Jimin comes to Hobi.
Jimin: "Who did this."
Jimin sees bunny.
Jimin goes to bunny.
Jimin:
*bunny taps jimin*
Jimin faints.
Taehyung hears noise.
Taehyung crawls to the room
Taehyung sees bunny
Jin comes back with pink dress.
Hobi stops being sad cuz he sees Tae
Jimin wakes up from Hobi's energy.
Namjoon gets out the table.
Everyone's eyes are on Jin and the bunny.
Jin is oblivious to all the attention.
*Jin humming my little pony*
Namjoon: sooo, how y'all dealin with the new maKnae?
Jimin screams.
Hobi starts crying cuz he knew in his heart jungkook was always a bunny.
Hobi is happy.
Jin is fangirling about all the things he could do with JK
Taehyung is angry.
Why didn't Jungkook tell him?
Taehyung is really angry.
Taehyung also wants to become bunny.
Taehyung calls 1-800-WitchHotline.
Taehyung *on the phone*: yes. Yes. Mhmm. That's right. What animal? Well, what would go best with a bunny? Wait, YOUR OUT OF STOCK?! DONT YOU HAVE ANYTHING?! Oh ok, what is it? Alien? That's... *looks at the bunny* *gets angry all over again* OK!I CANT WAIT TO BE A ALI- wait wat?! WHAT DO U MEAN U CANT DO IT ON ME?! YOU DID IT ON JUNGKOOK! I A NOT ALEADY A ALIEN! YOU KNOW WHAT?! BYE, IM GONNA STEAL ALL YOUR STOOPID"-*witch hangs up*
Tae glares at the bunny.
Jin *oblivious to the whole ordeal*: guys look at JK, he's so cute in this sailor moon costume, who's a good boyyyy, u areee, yes u are.
Namjoon: he's so cut- HEY! DID YOU CUT UP MY COSTUME?!
Hobi: awww lemme seeee
Jimin sees Hobi happy with bunny.
Jimin is heartbroken.
Jimin decides that if he cant have Hobi, nobody can.
Jimin takes Baseball bat.
Jimin swings-"wHaT iS gOiNg On?!"
That was Yoongi.
If your wondering, Yoongi was role playing as a rock at xxx.com(they say he's the best Cam boy out there ;) )
Yoongi points at the bunny.
Yoongi: is that...
Jin: YYYEEESSS
Namjoon: *sigh* yes
Hobi: yEE
Jimin:*innocently squeaks out* yesss
Tae: *still glaring at the bunny* *angry* YES. :(Yoongi: im going back to sleep.
***
Later on:
Jin realizes the bunny was gray.
*jin dyes it pink*
Jin: better*******************
Skskksksk idk wtf i did lol, i just typed the first thing on my head. Skskskk
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