Jin loved his members.
He truly did.
With all his heart.
But sometimes he just wants to smack them to the moon and back.
See, he's been in love with RM for god knows how long
But it seems like god just c o u l d n t stand them
Well actually, nevermind, he's gay, thats probably why.
Oh well. Still.
HE HaS fRiGgEn RiGhTs
So today, he decided, f!ck good parenting, I'm going on this date.
Lol okay no he didn't.
BUT.
He did find a solution.
Since he couldn't keep the five of them all alone, and no babysitter could control them (and he was so mad at himself for not thinking of this earlier), he'd just take them with him. GeNiUs.
He should've known.
Worst.idea.whatsoever.
*****flash back*****
Taehyung: why'd you call us here?
Jin: Excuse me?
Tae:
Jin:
Tae:
Jin: I'm too tired for this.
Tae ( finally realizing): oh.Oh.OH. why'd you call us here hyung
Yoongi: okay seriously why did you call us here. TF is so important that you had play the damn saxophone in my sleep.
Tae: YOU TOOK MY SAXOPHONE?!
Jungkook: need me to beat him up?
Jungkook: what do you prefer hyung? Knife or bullet? Or do you want me to punch you unconscious first?
Jin: i-
Jimin: jungkook-ah! When Did You Get Here?! HOW ARE YOU!
Hobi (who's jealous) : jeez calm down, he's right next to you. No need to yell. (Under his breath) Can you be anymore obvious.
Yoongi: hi Hobi
Hobi( oblivious): hyung what did you need?
Jin: so I've been thinking...
Yoongi(still hurted): well?
Jin: I want you guys to come along with me, to, a , umm, i mean, my date.
Everyone: -silence-
Jin:................
Tae: okay?
Jungkook: okay!
Jimin: OKAY!
Hobi: YES ILL GO, lets be matching jiminie
Jimin: i- jungkook?
Jungkook: I'm with Tae Tae sorry hyung
Hoseok: well then guess-
Yoongi: hobi! Guess its just you and me huh, lets go together, yes? Yes!
Hobi: but i-
Jin: OKay then, see you guys in 20 minutes
*****time skip to cafe brought to you by Kiribaku*****
Jin: calm down guys!
Everyone: shhhhhhhh!
Jin: fml.
Namjoon(waving): hey jin *smiles*
HahahahhahahaHHAHAHHA cliffhanger:)))) ;))))
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