𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐛™️ [✓]

intro

"dear mr. vernon, we except the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole saturday for whatever we did wrong. what we did was wrong, but we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling who you think we are.

what do you care?

as you see us as we want to see us, in the simplest terms, the most convenient definitions.

you see it...

as a brain

an athlete

a basket case

a princess

and a criminal. correct?

that's the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning. we were brainwashed."

—

jonah marais
as
brian johnson

ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴀɪɴ

—

corbyn besson
as
andrew clark

ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴛʜʟᴇᴛᴇ

—

christina harris
as
allison reynolds

ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀsᴋᴇᴛ ᴄᴀsᴇ

—

ellie thumann
as
claire standish

ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss

—

jack avery
as
john bender

ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀɪᴍɪɴᴀʟ