Wirt was walking down the street in Gravity Falls, he was with Greg and beat the rice. They went into the woods because spooky, they saw Gnomes and one of them wanted Wirt to be their Queen. Megalovania was playing in the background, the Gnomes proposed to him, he denied and ran away. Megalovania stopped playing
Wirt, Greg, and Beat the rice saw a shack, it said Mystery hack.
Wirt knocked on the and an old man opened the door, he said "hey uh, the shop is closed so fuck the hell off." Wirt replied with "haha, good one."
They killed Grunkle Stan because yes. Then they killed soos and Wendy and Mabel and not dipper. Dipper was with Ford and were being nerds.
Then Dipper and Ford saw the other dead because they have eyes. Dipper screamed like a nerd, Ford pulled out a gun and killed Beat the rice, Greg saw this and ran to Wirt, they followed him and saw Wirt murdered waddleds.
Dipper did the cry and Ford killed them both. They used a time wish to bring Mabel, Stan, Soos, and Wendy back to life and they lived happily ever after, until the cops went into their house to see 3 dead peoples, they were underassted.
The end.
