One In A Million (1D)

Chapter four- The Plot

'Rose, I have some bad news and some good news and I will have to start with the good news first.'

My Best Friend Rose came over right after I called her to saying its an emergency. We known each other since we were just little kids, so I consider her as my sister. My dad sometimes thinks of her as his own sometimes, letting her stay over on school nights and such.

'Ok, shoot!' she winked and did some pretended to do some hand guns in a circular motion, while making some clicking noises. Sigh. She is such a dork, and so was I. The great thing though was she was my dork! :D

'You know that contest I entered and didn't Win?!' I paused for dramatic effect. Then I thought that maybe I should have some fun with this! Mwuahahahahaha I am so evil. Well towards my friends at least and my baby bro!

' Yes?!....' she put it out more as a question than a statement and I knew she doesn't have much patience. So what I did was actually quite funny in my opinion.

'Never mind... I don't want to say it now!' I said while trying to hold back a smirk!

'What?, why the hell not?! I swear Elizabeth if you damn well tell me I will make sure all of your One Direction stuff is ripped to Shreds!' at first she seemed shocked then she started to get really pissed off and I was almost laughing in her face! Like seriously if you saw her face it was priceless! She was your typical blonde but with the prettiest greenish blue eyes!

'Is that a threat or a promise?!' I teased her as she all of a sudden grew the widest smirk that I never thought anyone could have possibly could have! I knew nothing good could come from it either!

'What's up with the smirk?!' I asked her with caution and narrowed eyes!

'Oh nothing, just was thinking!' She said calmly, but with still a hint of something suspicious in her tone.

I slowly backed away as fast as I could, but it was too late, she pounced on me and started to tickle me.

'SSSSSTTTTTOOOPPPP!!!!! I-I BEG OFF YOUUU! ILL TELLL I SWWWEARR!' But it came out as "SSSTGUHP!!!1 IA HERF UTH DUOU! ILG TRWEL AU SWREAR!" Then she Finally stopped.

'HALLELUJAH!!!! THANK THE UNICORN PEGASUS LORD!!!' While in doing so I pushed her off of me and did a fist pumping dance!

'Okay, now that I got off of you, you have to tell me! Unless You want me attacking again...' she threatened me! ME! Her one and only... okay maybe not one and only, but at least her Best Friend Forever, her Sister. I just, alright I am being a little dramatic but I am only being myself. Take it or leave it.

'Alright, Alright, no need to get your tighty whities boxers in a bunch!' I exclaimed drastically! Literally, my hand to my forehead... the whole 9 yards!

'1 there are no such thing as tighty whities boxers and 2 I DON'T HAVE THEM IN A BUNCH!!!!!'

'Whoa calm down pikachu! We don't need that lightening bolt accident again, now do we?! (:D) and of course you don't, hint hint wink wink.' You know how you do the actions with the words you say jusst to make the person even madder? Well I have a tendacy to do just that. I know I know I can be evil at times but that doesn't mean anything. And also I like to make hand gestures. Sue me! She glared at me so I decided to tell her. Last time I did this she ate my muffins and cupcakes and cookies and and. Give me a second, I am almost hyperventilating. Let's just say she ate everything.

'Okay, well apparently the person who held the contest's daughter had them rig it so she would win. And they held another contest and I won! So I am meeting One Direction and I need a plan to get my dad to agree to let me go!' I threw my hands in the air as if it was the biggest problem ever. I peeked thru my fingers and found her laughing at me.

It wasn't oh haha tehehe, giggle giggle. No it was full on laughing her arse off, and it was not that OMG your retarded one either. No this one was one that made her look like a maniac. A crazy killer, that would kill you in your sleep, evil villain, like Dr.Evil from Austin Powers.

'Ahahahaha, you ahahahaha, took ahahahaha that ahahahaha' than the rest sounded 'jdfgak sgdhsiufgy fgiuahdirg h i difuyg oidfygodsfyg'

' WHAT?! I don't speak alien, pronounce you words. Breath, in out in out in out in out like your pregnant. Faster in out in out.... Okay that just sounds wrong, wait why are you looking at me like that?,

She was giving me the look as if she has lost it! Alrighty then.

'I said you took that long to tell me and I am going to kill you for not telling me right away.' Then she started stalking towards me. Uh oh!

'Ahh I am sorry! DON'T KILL ME YOU CRAZY RACOON!!!!!! I pinky promise it will never happen again!' I stuck out my pinky and did the puppy dog face. Finally she caved with a sigh. And linked her pinky with mine.

'Good now I think I have a perfect plan!'

'See that's why your my soul sister, you help me make the impossible happen!'

'Okay my plan is.....'

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So yes this is my very first story, I guess I was too lazy. I am not going to say it was because of school, yes it was but I will just try to post more. Its been 1 month, sorry for that. You can Vote Comment Fan, or not I don't care. But it would be nice.

Well bye bye my red gummy bears! :P (There my favourite flavour of gummy bears)

And if you even read this, the code word is twinkies XD