Holy fuckles, you were back. You didn't know why, but you were. Thoughts crashed through your head, leaving behind a trail of mixed emotions. You weren't back because you LIKED him, right? You were only here for the happy juice. Stay on track here y/n, stay on track. You heard a familiar voice behind you as you jumped and turned around. That damned cat was back. But this time he was fully clothed.
"Looking for mystery?" He said with a stupid grin on his face. "Uh.... maybe? You said, before noticing the rather large centipede crawling out of his eye. "Uh... you have something on your eye...." you muttered, before watching mystery eat the centipede that had just left his eyeball.
"Mystery is glad you're back, very, VERY glad. " he said, before pulling up by your arms. "Hee hoo! Mystery would like to put some of his happy juice inside of you! He said, before pulling out a filthy syringe with a strange off-white colour for the liquid.
You screamed and tried to push away as the needle came down into your arm, pushing all the grime into your body.
"Mystery also has something else to show you!" He said, before pulling down his pants, revealing a tight-fitting, pink thong. Mystery made money so he could buy this! Mystery bought it for 50% off!" He said with a grin. "But mystery was wondering..... if he could get it 100% off?" He said, putting his hands down your pants, and squeezing your ass.
"H-hey! Stop that!" You shouted, before feeling him bite down on your neck, sending waves of pleasure down your spine. "Mystery doesnt think he wants to stop." He said, before taking it a little further and pulling down yours, and his, pants. "You're a pretty little (boy/girl/other (oof sorry)), arent you?" The cat said before flipping you over. Without warning, he entered you, causing waves of pain to flow through you. You screamed and he covered your mouth, before picking up his pace. Soon enough, pain turned into pleasure and the both of you were close. As soon as he picked up the pace again, you came. "Boo hoo!" He said, before evaporating into thin air.
What the ACTUAL fuck did i just do?
Edit: yes i got rid of the end. Jeez.
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mystery x reader but its accurate (DISCONTINUED)
عشوائيoof cover aint mine Read at your own risk ❤️I'm really sorry I've had to discontinue it. Updates were too far apart, and only had like 400 words each, when I usually write stories, I usually get at least 1000 words each update. I honestly hate this...
