"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!" Lucy shrieked in delight as she saw her best friends, Alina and Sally arriving from the shore in a boat.
She hugged her friends in delight as she said, "I missed you!" And then they sang,
"We're...Lucy, Alina, Sally we're the greatest, bestest mates!"
Sally: I'm tough!
Alina: I'm tall!
Lucy: I'm tiny!
"And we're gonna rock this place! Woohoo!"
Sally saw the ring on Lucy's finger and said, "Lucy, it's beautiful!"
Alina added, "I want one!"
Sally: He did well, didn't he?
Lucy: I'm getting married tomorrow! I'm so glad you guys are here, because I have a secret and I can't tell anyone else.
Alina: Lucy, you're knocked up?
Lucy: No no no! I've invited my dad to my wedding!
Sally: You must be joking, you found him at last?
Lucy: Not exactly...
She brought out a book with flowers on it's background.
Lucy: It's the diary she kept when she was pregnant with me.
Alina: (chuckles with Sally) Lucy!
Lucy: (reading from diary) "July 17th. What a night."
Alina: I don't know if I want to hear this!
Sally: I do!
Lucy: "Freddy rowed me over to the little island." That's here, that's Kalokairi. "We danced on the beach, and we kissed on the beach, and... dot, dot, dot."
Sally: What?
Lucy: "Dot, dot, dot." That's what they did in the olden days.
Alina: Stop it!
Lucy: "Freddy's the one. I know he is. I've never felt like this before."
Then she started singing,
Honey honey, how he thrills me.
Uh-huh, honey honey.
Honey honey, nearly kills me.
Uh-huh, honey honey.
I've heard about him before, I wanted to know some more, and now I know what they mean, he's a love machine...
OH HE MAKES ME DIZZY!!!
Lucy ran with the diary, and her friends took off in pursuit as they sang,
Honey honey, let me feel it,
Uh-huh, honey honey.
Honey honey, don't conceal it.
Uh-huh, honey honey.
The way that you kiss good night... (The way that you kiss good night...)
The way that you hold me tight...
(The way that you hold me tight...)
I feel I wanna sing when you do your...
THING!!!
Sally: So this guy Freddy's your father!
Lucy: The plot thickens. "All this time, Freddy's been telling me he loves me, and now he's announced he's engaged, so he's gone home to get married, and I'm never going to see him again."
Sally: Poor Summer.
Lucy: "August 4th. What a night! Zack rented a motorboat, and I took him over to the little island."
Alina: Zack? Lucy, wait.
Sally: Hang on!
Lucy: "Though I'm still obsessed with Freddy, Zack's so wild. He's such a funny guy. One thing led to another, and dot, dot, dot. August 11th. Lawrence turned up, out of the blue, so I said I'd show him the island. He's so sweet and understanding, I couldn't help it and..."
All: DOT DOT DOT!!! OH MY GOD!!
Summer walks out the door with a broom on her hand and a smile on her face.
Summer: Here come the bridesmaids!
Alina and Sally: Summer!
They hugged her in delight.
Summer: My God, stop growing!! You sound like you're having fun already.
Alina: Uh-huh.
Summer: I used to have fun.
Sally: Oh, we know!
Summer smirked at Sally, but shrugged it off and got back to work.
Five minutes later, Lucy and her friends were in her room.
Alina: So who is your dad? Freddy, Zack or Lawrence?
Lucy: I don't know.
Sally: But which one did you invite?
Lucy just stared at them.
Both: Oh my God!
Sally: Do they know?!
Lucy: What would you write to a total stranger? "Please come to my wedding, you might be my father"? No. They'll think Mom sent the invites and with what's in here... "no suprise THEY SAID YES!"
They shrieked in delight.
Honey honey, how you thrill me.
Uh-huh, honey honey.
Honey honey, nearly kill me.
Uh-huh, honey honey.
Lucy: I've heard about you before...
I wanted to know some more...
And now I'm about to see...
...what you mean to me...
YOU ARE READING
School of Mamma Mia!
HumorWe all know and love School of Rock because it's a good musical show, but what if it Summer had secret affairs with Zack and Lawrence and the others didn't know it, and in the distant future she moved to Kalokairi, Greece, and had a daughter Lucy...
