consequences of idiocy | l.s mpreg au [c.soon]

introduction

its lunchtime and seriously nothing good can ever come from harry and his friends when they're given half an hour to shove ice cream and pizza in their mouths.

because well, to be honest, they're all assholes.

its the third day of school and harry is still gloriously tan from vacation with liza.

its not until niall notices louis tomlinson, possibly the biggest freak at this god forsaken school, staring at harry. "he's such a freak." harry snorts.

"and i'm positive he's smitten with you." niall laughs, picking at the loose cheese on his pizza.

"of course he is." harry says, smirking. "who wouldn't be?"

zayn rolls his eyes. "you're full of yourself."

"welllll..." niall says, trailing off. "look at him."

zayn does. he's sitting at a table in the corner alone, eyes locked on harry, and shyly looking down every time harry so much as averts his eyes from his eyes from niall and zayn.

"see?" harry asks.

zayn rolls his eyes. "whatever. i bet you couldn't get him in bed, though."

harry raises his eyebrows. "excuse me, zayn? is that a bet i hear?"

zayn smirks. "liza would kill you."

"no, she wouldn't. she'd think it was hilarious." harry says. "so, z? you putting money on it or not?"

"definitely." zayn says. he holds out his hand. "a hundred bucks. by the end of the month."

"you're on."

"and we'll need pictures." niall pipes up. "pics or it didn't happen."

zayn nods in agreement. "right."

"you'll get your pictures."

"a video would also work." niall says through a mouthful of pizza.

"you're a pervert."

niall shrugs.

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yeah so. new storyyy. special thanks to @footielou for like everything. thanks to @KnightLights for the title! sorry this is so short!! i'm so excited for this though

HEY chapters with ** will have smut...
yes, the first chapter has (badly written ((o god i'm so sorry don't read if you write smut))) smut - for reasons. ..