consequences of idiocy | l.s mpreg au [c.soon]

chapter 1 **

**a/n: THIS HAS BADLY WRITTEN SMUT OH GOD. I'M SO SORRY LIKE FR OK ITS AT THE END YOU'LL SEE IT WHEN HARRY TAKES HIM TO THE BEDROOM. I'M SO SORRY

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louis' woken up by his phone alarm, and he's quick to get up at the sound of it. liam doesn't wait. and if liam doesn't take him to school, his mum won't either, and so he'll be a day behind.

so louis gets out of bed, gets in the shower, washes his hair and his body before he gets out and wraps a towel around himself. he blow dries his hair, brushes his teeth and then puts on a pair of skinny jeans and a loose shirt.

he grabs his book bag, glasses case (tucks the case in his book bag and puts the glasses on ((contacts are too much of a hassle, although louis likes the way he looks with them))) and puts on a pair of slip on vans and goes downstairs.

"good morning." he says.

his mum and liam look up. "morning, lou." liam says.

louis pours himself a cup of coffee, and puts cream and sugar in it before he grabs a banana from the fruit bowl. "i have time to eat, right?"

liam nods. "yeah, we don't have to leave for another ten minutes."

"okay." louis says, sitting down at the table.

"your shirt's rather baggy today." louis' mum says.

louis nods. "yeah, i guess."

"you're getting a bit heavy..." she murmurs.

louis blushes. "just a little. not much."

she finishes making her sandwich, puts it in a plastic bag and drops it in her lunchbox. "okay. just try to cut out some calories."

louis swallows his coffee and nods. "okay, i will." he looks up and forces a smile at her.

"lou." liam murmurs, kicking his shins. "you're fine." liam looks up at their mum. "mum, he's fine."

"i'm just saying!"

liam rolls his eyes. "we better get going, louis."

louis nods and stands up he finishes off the coffee, and places the mug in the sink. "i'll wash that when i get home." he murmurs, before he gives his mum a quick hug.

"okay."

"bye." he grabs his bag and jogs out behind liam, grabbing his lanyard from the hook. he gets in liam's car.

"she's wrong, lou." liam says quietly.

"n-"

liam rolls his brown eyes. "don't defend her. you don't need to lose weight. you're fine, seriously."

louis sighs softly. "its mum, though... she always knows what i need and whats best."

"thats not true."

louis doesn't respond, instead turning away and putting in headphones and looking out the window.

its friday, and the first friday of the new school year, and honestly louis could not be more relieved. he's got two days coming to him, two days of resting up for another shit week.

liam pulls up to the front of the building and lets him out. "i'll pick you up after school out here."

louis nods. "okay. thanks."

"sure." liam says. "have a good day, kid."

"you too." louis gets out, closes the door behind him and waves bye to liam one more time before he stands before the school.