Mori: Jin I have some great news!
Jin: *is writing in his journal* I'm listening.
Mori: Mitchie and I are together!
Jin: *stops writing*
Jin: *slowly looks at his best friend*
Jin: I'm sorry... What?
Mori: I'm dating Mitch—
Jin: Oh I heard you. Why?
Mori: *raises a brow* Is that a problem?
Jin: *shakes his head quickly* Oh no! It's not! To be honest I ship you two!
Jin: It's just...
Jin: Are you ready to date a gamer?
Mori: Sure! What's the problem? We can play video games together all day if we want.
Jin: That's not all. Trust me. It's like taking care a pet or a child.
Jin: They'll have little to no sleep when it comes to gaming. They are violent when angry. They are very emotional and needy. And very manipulative.
Jin: They'll drive you crazy.
Mori: Is that how Ailina makes you feel?
Jin: *shakes his head* Not anymore.
Jin: Being with her for two years made me immune to her antics and able to tame her.
Jin: I'm just warning a scrub like you.
Mori: I'm not a scrub! I'll show you!
*A week later*
Mori: *is hugging a pillow while crying*
Ailina: ....
Ailina: Is he okay?
Jin: He's dating Mitchie remember?
Ailina: Oh!
Ailina: .....
Ailina: Scrub.
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A Small Life
HumorWhat do you get when you see a hardcore gamer dating an internet popstar? Unnecessary all-nighters? Wacky scenarios? Crazy but cute couple goals?
