Spooky Week 2018

The Cutest Pumpkin In The Patch

Summary:  Every time he does a video with Phil, Phil always feels the need to make it extra challenging. The thing is how do you make carving pumpkins more challenging? Dan's not so sure he wants to know the answer to that.

Rated: E

"Hello, Dan and Phil game pumpkins!"

"Phil, Phil no! Wrong channel."

"Oh yeah. Umm Hey guys! So today Dan and I are going to be" Dan rolled his eyes as Phil waited for dramatic effect, "carving pumpkins!"

"Yes I know what you're all thinking, can we trust Mr. clumsy over here with a knife? And the answer is no. So we're probably going to die," Dan quickly interjected him.

"Come on I'm not that clumsy!" Phil said rolling his eyes.

"Phil you literally tripped over your own foot yesterday," Dan teased him.

"Anyway as you can see we've already been to the shop and picked out our pumpkins!"

"Phil, what the fuck kind of pumpkin is that?" Dan laughed pointing at Phil's oddly long shaped pumpkin.

"What?" he exclaimed.

"It looks like a dick!" Dan howled with laughter.

"Dan you can't say that on my channel! There might be grandmas watching! I'm gonna have to edit that out." he playfully glared at Dan.

He whipped the tears from his eyes, "Ok Phil tell us exactly what we're going to be doing?"

He turned back to the camera, "So I thought we could throw in a challenging aspect in while we carve out pumpkins!"

"Phiiil! Why does everything have to be a challenge with you?" he whined.

Phil shushed him and chuckled, "Ok you ready to hear the challenge?"

"Might as well, go on." Dan sighed looking at the camera.

Phil smiled once again to the camera, "Well I thought we could try to do this..." he paused again for dramatic effect, "blindfolded!"

"Phil! Are you fucking crazy?" Dan screamed. "We can not do that!"

"Language Daniel!' Phil chided him again. "And why not?" Phil asked pouting.

"Well, we've already established how clumsy you are. What if you cut off your finger or something! I'll have to drag your lifeless body to A&E and explain how you did it. They'd be like, 'how did this happen laddy?' and I'll have to be like 'he decided it would be a genius idea to carve pumpkins blindfolded.' We'll look insane you realise."

"Oh come on Dan, don't you think you're being a tad dramatic?" he asked, rolling his eyes.

Dan glared at Phil and then turned to the camera and give it his signature "Can you believe this guy" look.

"I guess you're right..." he trailed off apparently, give what Dan said a second thought. But quickly his eyes lite up "But we could try doing it one-handed!" he grinning at the camera.

Dan rolled his eyes and turned to the camera, "Well this is it, everyone, the last amazingphil video ever."

"Shut up!" Phil slapped him lightly on the shoulder. "So what do you think?"

Dan sighed, "I guess we could try it-"

"Yay! " he was cut off by a victory yell from Phil.

Phil turned the camera off and started moving their pumpkins and tools to the table where they planned on carving them.