Fatgum religion, entry, introduction, requirements and all that stuff

Why?

"Why should i join?" You ask. Because you have been chosen by fatgum,  and why not! You don't have anything else to do today!

Our church isn't ca bunch of religious lunatics (sorry of that's insulting). No, we are a bunch of people today just want to go home,  eat and have a good snack. We want life! Kinda.