David woke up, his head pounding, his ears ringing. 'Where am I", he thought, barely managing to get his thoughts together. 'The last thing I remember was getting hit by truck-kun...'
system:Ding... Replying to host you were reincarnated into dragon content in blue sky world. You are assimilating the previous owner of this body's memory this is why you are experiencing head pain.
David: Who the hell are you why are you in my head.
System:Ding... Replying to host you died in your previous world and I took pity on you your welcome you are now the owner of The Man System. My job is to help you progress in this world and help you become a man. PS. Your girlfriend was cheating on you with a black guy.
David: what that bitch I gave her everything and more that's how she repays me. System what can you do and what happened to my girlfriend.
System:Ding... I have quest, roulette,stats, store, and inventory functions the system has stored her soul in hosts inventory so he can decide what to do with her.
David: System what does roulette,store,quests,and state's do.
System: store is where host can by any thing he needs using system points you can buy bloodlines,weapons and armor, manuals,pets\summons,artifacts,and medicine items can be ranked common, uncommon, rare, ultra, legendary, and devine there are also sub cases. D(+,-), C(+,-), B(+,-), A(+,-), S(+,-), SS(+,-), SSS(+,-). roulette is where you use tickets to get any item that can be found in the shop there are common, uncommon, rare, ultra, legendary, and devine there are also sub cases. D(+,-), C(+,-), B(+,-), A(+,-), S(+,-), SS(+,-), SSS(+,-). Quests are events that happen throughout the world they are random and are ranked from D(+,-)~SSS(+,-) if completed you will get a reward item or a roulette also you could just get system points. States shows the current states for host.
David: system can you show me my stats
System: Showing stats
Name: David Smith
Gender: Male
Age: 19
Race:human
Title's: Trash, pulchritudinous, cripple, numb skull, and retardo
Level: 0
EXP: 0/1
Average stats for mortals:10
Strength: 7
Defence: 7
Agility: 7
Endurance: 8
Intelligents: 5 (30)
Charisma: 7
Appearance: 25
Soul: 100
Stat points: 0
Cultivation: crippled
Bloodlines: None
Cultivation techniques: None
Martial arts techniques: None
Skills:none
System Points: 0
System evaluation of host pure garbage
David: system how am I supposed to get stronger if I am a cripple.
System:Ding… Host still has beginner gift pack given by the system.
David: Open that bitch up system
System:Ding... opening beginner gift pack…. received skill:sword art mastery(uncommon B+), bloodline: earth boar(common c-), pill: Pill of health(rare,s+), bronze sword(common D+), leather armor (common D-), Pet: Trash panda (uncommon A+).