David: System can you use the pill of health, earth boar bloodline, and the sword mastery skill on me pease and system what the hell is a trash panda.
System:Ding… host you will experience pain during this binding period system will tell host what a trash panda is after have fun host.
David: What pain system what do you mean aghhhh…
system : Ding… host has restored his divine Qi veins host has also acquired pain resistance skill from experiencing mass amount of pain.
System:Ding… pain resistance leveled up
System:Ding… pain resistance leveled up
System:Ding… pain resistance leveled up
David: What the hell system you don't tell me that it would hurt it was like my whole body was being crushed and reformed.
System: Yes host I did tell you just before you were doubled over crying like a baby.
David: Shameless… System can you just tell me what is a trash panda instead of bullying
Your helpless host.
System: Ok host a trash panda is a raccoon on your previous world there was a saying that said they are great thieves on this world that is true they are often used by thieves they are called trash pandas because they often eat trash and they resemble a red panda.
David: ok where is my trash panda at
System: Host has yet to take it out of your inventory
David: Well system how do i take it out of my inventory
System: Host all you need to do is think of taking it out
David: Ok
All of asuden a raccoon appeared in front of me
David: System can you show me it’s stats
System: Sure host I can
Name: None (Avery)
Gender: Female
Age: 12 weeks
Race:trash panda
Title's: None
Strength: 10
Defence: 10
Agility: 10
Endurance: 10
Intelligents: 10
Charisma: 2
Appearance: 10
Cultivation: Skin reminment 1
Bloodlines: Trash panda
Skills: Theft, Pickpocket
System: Ding… Quest name your trash panda difficulty (D-), reward: 100 system points and telepathy skill.
David: Dam system that is some good rewards.
What should I name you girl I know how about your name be avery does that sound good to you I said while looking at her she got up on her hind legs and shook her head saying yes.
David: At Least she can understand what I am trying to say.
System: Ding… Host received 100 system points and skill telepathy.
System: Ding… Since this is host first quest completion system decided to reward host a mystery pack.
David: System show me my stats then open up the mystery pack after.
System: Showing stats
Name: David Smith
Gender: Male
Age: 19
Race:human
Title's: Trash, pulchritudinous, cripple, numb skull, and retardo
Level: 0
EXP: 0/1
Average stats for mortals:10
Strength: 12
Defence: 10 (5)
Agility: 7
Endurance: 10
Intelligents: 35
Charisma: 7
Appearance: 35
Stat points: 0
Cultivation: None
Bloodlines: earth boar
Cultivation techniques: None
Martial arts techniques: None
Skills: pain resistance Lv[3] ,sword mastery[1]
System Points: 100
System evaluation of host less pure garbage
David: System what is the earth Boar bloodline and what does it do and what is the skill sword mastery.
System: Ding… The earth boar bloodline is a bloodline that adds five defence to your defence stat and after every level it will add one to your defence. Sword mastery skill is your skill in the sword acquiring this skill makes it easier to practice the way of the sword but the level is your proficiency in the way of the sword if you naturally acquire a skill it will start at level zero.
System:Ding... Opening the mystery pack for host… received primordial devouring dragon bloodline (Divine, SSS+), Primordial chaos cultivation technique (Divine, SSS+), How to be charismatic for dummies (common,D)
David: What the system is so kind to me will you binde everything to me host
System: Ding… Host will experience intense pain get ready.
David: aghhhhh
System:Ding… Pain resistance leveled up
System:Ding… Pain resistance leveled up
System:Ding… Pain resistance leveled up
System:Ding… Pain resistance leveled up
System:Ding… Pain resistance leveled up
System:Ding… Pain resistance leveled up
System:Ding… Pain resistance leveled up
System:Ding… Since host divine QI veins turned into primordial QI veins do to the Primordial Devouring dragon bloodline.
David: Dam that hurt a lot more than last time system show me what everything I got does.
System:Ding… the primordial devouring bloodline consumes any thing and the system will convert it into stat points usually if one had this bloodline they would only consume one element but since you are going to cultivate the primordial chaos then it will not matter but you can only devour certain things when not in dragon every Lv up gives pus 20 to the stats. The primordial chaos cultivation technique uses the chaos energy to cultivate and since the chaos QI is predecessor to all other QI you are able to use those too. The How To Be Charismatic For Dummies is a book that will help with your charisma.
System:Ding… dragon bloodline consumed your earth boar bloodline and gave you 3 stat points it also consumed the leftover residue from the health pill and in return gave you 2 stat points.
David: System you are so nice to me but will I lose the 5 defence that i gained
System:Ding… No host will not you will still benefit from the first initial stat increase plus if it is a bloodline that contains a legice you will also gain those.
David: System is so kind to give such things system can you show me my stats.
System: Showing stats
Name: David Smith
Gender: Male
Age: 19
Race:human
Title's: Trash, pulchritudinous, cripple, numb skull, and retardo
Level: 0
EXP: 0/1
Average stats for mortals:10
Strength: 32
Defence: 35
Agility: 27
Endurance: 30
Intelligents: 55
Charisma: 30
Appearance: 55
Soul: 100
Stat points: 5
Cultivation: None
Bloodlines: Primordial Devouring Dragon
Cultivation techniques: Primordial chaos
Martial arts techniques: None
Skills: pain resistance Lv[10] ,sword mastery[1],telepathy[1]
System Points: 100
System evaluation of host is strong for a mortal
David: System what do I do to cultivate and what are the cultivation realms.
System: Ding… Skin Refinement realm, blood refeinment realm, organ and muscle refinement realm, bone refinement, Body tempering stage, QI condensation realm, dantain bead formation realm, dalmatian bead cracking realm, daintianforming realm, dantain lower expansion realm, dantiam mid expansion realm, dantian higher expansion realm, foundation establishment realm, foundation stabilization realm, dantian core formation realm, dantian core establishment realm, dantain golden core formation realm, dantalian golden core establishment realm, QI sea formation realm inside dantain, nascent soul realm host is not able to gain rest of information do to current world.
David: System do you have any place I can cultivate safley.
System: Ding… Host there is a cave 3 miles northwest from your current location if host goes there he should be safe.
David: Thanks system for all you have done
System: Your welcome host now go you do realize it's getting dark and you are in strange forest host is stupid for waiting this long.
David: -_-
I look down to see a little trash panda looking at me worriedly It's alright avery I am fine let's go somewhere to cultivate safely. You get to the cave first you walk in with avery on your shoulder you start to look around and you notice that there is a old rug blanket on the ground that looks like it has not bean used in quite some time so you decide to mosy your butt down and sit on it Avery then hops into your lap and curls into a ball to go to sleep.
David: System how do I cultivate.
System: Ding... Host needs to feel the primordial particle in the air draw them into your QI veins and circulate it through out.
David: Ok system let me try
I started to draw the primordial essence through my veins at first it felt great and then my skin started to feel like it was peeling off this soon stopped and then a cool feeling washed over me.
System:Ding… congratulations host you have reached skin refinement realm 1
