Tom: Must. Stay. Quiet. Whatever. They. Ask.
Jacob: Is Loki really dead?
Tom: *thinking* Oh fuck.
Loki: *in Tom’s head* Don’t you dare blow our cover.
Tom: *thinking* BUT IT’S A CHILD?
Loki: *in Tom’s head* I’m the God of Lies, so lie.
Tom: I… can’t.
Loki: We’re fucked. Of all the suitable candidates, I had to pick …
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MCU FUNNIES
Humorthis is a bunch of funny stuff about marvel. maybe just maybe some sad stuff but mainly funnies.