(DISCONTINUED) Pay Attention to Me, I'm Bored [Lucifer x Reader]

Two Horns and a... Forked Tongue?

Warnings: swearing, more mention of torture

"So, come here often?" I asked jokingly as I sauntered up to Lucifer. I could feel the power and angelic presence coming off of him, and even though there were bars separating us I was still afraid (sister shook). He chuckled and looked at the floor, breaking his intense stare. I gave a silent sigh of relief that he had a sense of humor, otherwise this would be difficult. "You could say that." he said, looking back up at me. "So you're the one who I'm going to annoy the shit out of until the end of time." he said with a smirk. "I'm (y/n) Winchester, and I'd like to see you try." He winked, "I'm Lucifer, but you already know that." When he winked, I couldn't help but get butterflies in my stomach. He was damn cute. "Yeah I know, you're Satan, or whatever the kids call you nowadays. You know, for the devil I expected someone more..."

"Evil looking?"

"I was going to say stuck up, but that works too."

"Don't I look evil enough?"

"You don't have the horns, the tail, or the pitchfork... yeah I was really expecting a pitchfork."

"Well, I have a forked tongue, hows that?" he said, sticking out his tongue. Wow, he really wasn't kidding. I couldn't help but laugh "Wow very Satan-like." He chuckled quietly and kind of zoned out for a few seconds.

"Hello, Earth - er, Hell - to Lucifer!" I said, waving a hand in front of his face. "Sorry," he said, snapping back out of it, "it's just... whenever I show people that they scream and run away."

"What? But it's really cool!"

"You think so? I think it kind of makes me look like a lizard."

We both laughed. You know, I hate to admit this, but Satan isn't such a bad guy. I thought. "You're not so bad yourself, love." Lucifer purred.

"What the hell?!" I exclaimed, taking a step back, "Did you just read my thoughts?" He laughed, "Yeah, I have been from the moment you got in here. You think I'm cute~" I blushed "Hey, don't go poking around in my brain, thoughts are supposed to be private!"

"Okay, okay, I won't, for now. You know, for a Winchester, I expected something different. I mean you have the flannel, but none of the..."

"Smolder?" I asked, giving my best Winchester Smolder™️ He laughed, "See, now you look just like Dean! But, I was kinda expecting you to be an ass. Both of the boys have it out for me or something, they hate me for no reason."

"You're not completely innocent, you know." I remarked, folding my arms. "You did torture Sam in hell for a year."

"Yeah, I got bored, and it was either me torture Sam, or Michael torture me."

"Is that what's going to happen to me if you get 'bored' again?" That question had been on my mind since I found out we were going to be bunk buddies. Lucifer tapped his chin, pretending to think about it. "Well, we'll see, but so far I guess I don't hate you." I put a hand to my heart dramatically "Wow Luci, you flatter me."

"Luci?" he asked, slightly taken aback by the nickname. I was panicking inside my head. Shit I just gave the devil a nickname and he doesn't like it what do I do. Ok I just gotta play it cool, I totally meant to say that. "Yeah, it's your nickname. Or would you prefer El Diablo?"

A/n: Sorry if this was bad, my "people skills" are "rusty" so I'm not great at writing dialogue, but I hope this was a good introduction to Lucifer and it wasn't too rushed or anything. Idk about you but I don't really like how sometimes people make him too human too fast, so I hope this was ok. Anyways tysm for reading ❤️

-Nat