It was a warm afternoon in New York City and Deadpool is...
"I'm riding Rhino through wall street!"
"Get off me, Wade!" Rhino groans.
"No can doolio. You stole something now give it back and I'll think about you keeping those kneecaps." One of Doc Ock's arms smack Deadpool into the stock market. He lands on the floor among some brokers. "Tell my broker to go all in on chimichangas. I have a feeling we're going into a bull economy." Deadpool gets up and pulls some of the glass from his body then pulls out his pistols." "He's definitely losing the kneecaps!"
Spidey swings in and webs two of Ock's arms. "Bit of a sticky situation isn't it Doc?" Ock rips the webbing and charges toward Spider-Man. Deadpool returns to the fight and grappels onto Rhino. Rhino grabs the cable and starts swinging Deadpool. "I know there's an overplayed song reference here somewhere." Deadpool jokes. Rhino swings deadpool faster and faster until Deadpool looses his grip and is lunched into the air. "Yep, losing the kneecaps!" Ock knocks spidey into the street and Rhino smacks him into the building. "Guess we can't talk this out, fellas?" Spidey asks.
"I'll squash you like bug!" Rhino exclaims as he lifts his giant mechanical boot. "HE'S AN ARACHNID!" Deadpool exclaims as he falls from the air, katanas first into the tank on Rhino's back. The force of Deadpool falling knocking Rhino down. Wade pulls his katanas back and sees the tank leaking. "That's bad isn't it." The red ooze starts rushing up Deadpool's swords. "Don't let it touch you!" Spidey exclaims. He drops the katanas and it leaps onto his hand. Deadpool chops it off with his knife and it grabs onto his arm. He chops it at the elbow then at the shoulder and it grabs onto his neck. "Yeah I'm not decapitating myself. The ooze rushes into Wade's exposed wound and starts to crawl across his body. His arm regenerates almost instantly. That's when he realizes what they'd stolen, the carnage symbiote. Which has now fused to Wade. "Oh this feels freaky." Deadpool says as he stumbles back. Ock charges him, Grabbing the symbiote with one of his mechanical arms. "Get your hand off us!" Deadpool yells as his right hand turns into a katana, slicing the arm off. "Wait, us?" Deadpool questions hearing what he just said.
"Yes, us wade" Carnage says.
"Hey, Spidey I think this goofy goo is talking to me."
"Get it off you, Deadpool!"
"No, Wade. I can help you. I can give you pow.."
"Wade who's this guy?" Deadpool's other voice chimes in.
"New guy, just passing through." Wade responds.
"Behind you, Wade!" Carnage warns. Deadpool jumps and flips over the charging Rhino. He forms two webs out of the symbiote and launches himself at Rhino. Knocking him to the ground. "Now ivicerate him and eat his liver. His nice, juicy liver." Carnage screams in Deadpool's head. "I'm good. I'm on a liver free diet." Spidey gets to his feet. But not before before Octavius can slip away. "Well two out of three ain't bad. Now just to deal with Carnagepool."
"Carnagepool! That sounds awesome!" Deadpool exclaims. "Deadpool we have to get that off you." Spidey shoots Deadpool with a sonic cannon in his shooters. Carnage lashes out knocking Spidey back. "Sorry Spider-Man!" Deadpool exclaims as carnage forms a web, pulling him up the building. "Why'd you do that!" Deadpool yells at Carnage. "He was going to seperate us! I can give you power, Wade!"
"Not sure you can give me much. Weapons, got em; Basically invincible healing factor, got it; voices in my head, got em."
"I can make you faster, stronger. I can help you see the enemy before you even know they're there."
