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Bold - Harry Styles
Italics - Louis Tomlinson
Bold + Underline - Veronica
Italics + Underline - Liam
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"Hello? Is this Nerd?"
"Nerd? Wait. Is that how he saved my name as? That Frog!"
"Liam he's funny! I like him!"
"Hi! I'm Liam."
"And I'm Veronica."
"Uh hi?"
"So what's your name? Haz won't tell us."
"Haz? His name's Haz?"
"You didn't know? That's weird. It's short for Harry. Harry Styles."
"He never told me. I never asked I guess."
"So what's your name?"
"Lou-"
"WHAT THE FUCK 'RE YA GUYS DOING WITH MY PHONE?"
"Shit. Bye Lou-something. We're gonna be buried alive!!"
"Hello? Did they say anything stupid?"
"Harry huh?"
"Of course they told you my name."
"So Harry, are you like one of those royal Princes? You know, tall and fair, perfectly quiff styled hair, costly suits with shirts buttoned up all the way up?"
"..."
"Oh my god! Seriously? Th-"
"I'm not like that, you idiot! I'm the opposite of that actually."
"Huh? Oh well. It would have been funny though."
"Why are you still laughing? It's not funny."
"Alright alright. So I quit the dog walking job!"
"That's why you're really in a good mood."
"Hell yeah. Mrs Corden is really grouchy and her dogs are too hyperactive. So eventually I had to leave."
"So what are going to do now?"
"Maybe find jobs in restaurants? I want to get a receptionist's job. It seems easier that way."
"Where are you planning to work then?"
"Why would I tell you? So that you can come to see me secretly? Not happening."
"Damn. I was almost going to go get my spying gear."
"You don't need to go overboard. Besides I didn't even get the job yet."
"So you already applied?"
"Of course I did. I need money as soon as possible. And Horan's Corner h- SHIT! You did this on purpose, didn't you?"
"Ha! This was surprisingly easy to get it out of you. I was already planning to even face defeat - which I never do."
"You're an idiot."
"Your idiot."
"Did you just flirt with me?"
"Maybe I did? Did it work?"
"No."
#beep beep beep#
"It didn't? Oh well. Good one, dickhead."
"....he should stop doing that..."
# to be continued #
a/n: hope you didn't get confused. sorry if you did.
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Fanfiction# completed # "Hel-" "LEEYUM! WHERE THE FUCK 'RE YOU RIGHT NOW? I'M DYIN' HERE!!" "Uh..shouldn't you be calling 911 if you're dying?" # or # The one where Harry Styles accidentally dials a wrong number and finds himself amidst weird conversations...
