Slenderman: No, No, No, Nope.
Masky: (ﾟヘﾟ) ??
Slenderman: ...Kids, we lost our holiday costume.
Jeff: The red outfit we're supposed to wear for a whole week?
Slenderman: We have no funds or time to make a new one...
Slenderman: It's not necessary, but it can make this place less scary. Maybe we should find something red instead.
Jeff: Got it.
–He goes outside–
Husband: Pardon me, is this cafe still open?
Husband: Well, my wife and I need some place to AAAAAH
Wife: HENRY! OH MY GQD! WHAT DID YOU DO? Hello, 911? I want to report a... AAAAAH NOOO! AAAAAH!
SPLASH
Slenderman: (￣ー￣；
–door slams open–
SLAM!
Jeff: Okay, Red!
Jeff: What else do we need?
Slenderman: Uhhh...
Slenderman: ...A trunk...
Slenderman: And a shovel.
FIN
[A.N. "Creepypasta Cafe: Costume" belongs to Alloween on Deviantart. Where have these Creepypasta cafe-related comics & fanart been my whole life and I'm only seeing them now?! ...On Deviantart, apparently.]
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