In Honor of Creepypasta

Know your ABC's

A is for Abby, who has a creepy stalker.
B is for BEN, who drowned in some water.
C is for Cupcakes, which you'll die just to eat.
D is for Dating Game, beware of who you'll meet.
E is for Eyeless Jack, he wants to slice you open.
F is for Funnymouth, who'll leave your jaw broken.
G is for Guardian Angel, he's always watching you.
H is for Human, they can lick too.
I is for Ickbarr Bigelsteine, your teeth he will keep.
J is for Jeff the Killer, who tells you to GO TO SLEEP.
K is for Killswitch, a game impossible to find.
L is for Lavender Town, the music messes with your mind.
M is for Misfortune, a hidden game within a game.
N is for No End House, which lives up to its name.
O is for On The Bus, you'll be riding forever.
P is for Penpal, they can be oh so clever.
Q is for Quiet Room, a film with a cursed TV spot.
R is Russian Sleep Experiment, more sinister than we thought.
S is for Slenderman, wearing a black suit and tie
T is for Trust, who shall live, and who shall die?
U is for Unbranded Laptop, beware of what's inside.
V is for Vitreous, in your eyes they reside.
W is for Widemouth, with whom you should not play.
X is for XoRaX, an illness that leaves children fey.
Y is for YouTube, where Channel666 does crawl.
Z is for Zalgo, he who waits behind the wall.

Now you know your ABC's, I hope I left you ill at ease.