Western M.E.K.A. (McCree x D.Va)

A Night At The Market

          "W-W-What do you mean it's not working out!?!" asked an incredibly angry Hana Song. It has been a long day for D.Va and she has just recently been on the phone with her boyfriend. "You cheated on me with who now!" her voice filled with venom. All D.Va could think right now was swearing and violent thoughts. "Well just go fuck her then! And while you're at it FUCK YOU TOO!" she screamed into her phone. "NO FUCK YOU!" she yelled again before hanging up and throwing her phone across the room. The phone hit the wall with a loud thud before dropping to the floor with a smaller lighter thud. She then fell face first into her pillow and proceeded to scream and throw a tantrum like a pre-teen school girl.

          Ana was walking by D.Va's room at this point and heard the muffled screams. "HANA ARE YOU OK-!" exclaimed Ana as she barged in through the door thinking someone else was in there as well. Although she wasn't met with someone suffocating D.Va she was met with D.Va screaming and throwing a tantrum in her pillow. D.Va stopped and looked up to see Ana. Her face covered in tears and snot running down her nose. Ana was confused for a second then she saw the dent in the wall that was made and she knew what was going on. D.Va face planted back into the pillow and began crying but with no tantrum this time.

          Ana sat on the edge of Hana's bed and asked "What's wrong Hana? You never act like this." D.Va just pointed to the photo of the boy on her night stand next to her bed.

          "Boy trouble I presume?" already knowing the answer but wanted to hear it from D.Va herself. D.va just nodded in her pillow. Ana patted D.Va's left shoulder. "There there child, everything's gonna be alright." she said in a relaxing and caring tone. Hana just looked back at her and then sat up. Still gripping her pillow with her face in it.

          "Is there anything else I may do for you?" asked Ana. D.Va was just silent and shook her head. Ana began walking to the door. When she got to the door she turned her head to see Hana in her pajamas still sitting with her face in her pillow. She sighed and proceeded to walk out the room. 'That fucker has no IDEA what he just LOST! I mean I'm the NUMBER 1 GAMER, I'm a celebrity, plus I'm D.Va I'm ALWAYS NUMBER 1!' D.Va was mentally screaming at him and herself. 'He left me for that slut, whore, bimbo...GAAAAAAAH! IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY!' she continued to mentally beat herself, and him, up. After about an hour or two of D.Va crying she decided to head out and clear her head. She about walked out the door until she saw herself in the mirror. Thankfully she had lightened up a bit by this point.

          Giggling lightly at herself she walked over to her dresser. 'Stupid Hana. You can't go out in pink bras and panties. Then what will everyone think of Hana Song.' she just giggled a little louder at her own comment. She threw on some dark blue jorts and a light blue tank top. She then proceeded to walk over to her closet and pull out a black jacket that had cat ears on it. She zipped it up and was about to walk out the door until she remembered her phone. She looked back at it on the floor. She could tell someone tried calling her. Her smile went to a slight frown then to one of an uptight snooty girl. She just pointed her nose upwards and proceeded to walk out. 

          As she proceeded to walk down the hallway she looked out of the hotel the team was staying in. She saw Lijang Tower was a couple building beside them and the night market was on their side of the tower. As she walked she played some music in her head phones and proceed to pull out a piece of gum and chew it. She reached the elevator and started to descend to the lobby below. She saw her reflection and she just blew bubbles until the elevator came to a slow stop. Breaking D.Va's concentration. 'Oh great, what now?' she thought to herself.

          "AHAHAHAHAHAH!" exclaimed Reinhardt as he entered the elevator followed by Tracer.

          "That's not even the best part love. When he turned around, I said 'Cheers love!' and gave him the bomb before recalling just in time to hear the explosion!" she said with tears in her eyes.