Why am I like this? The book

Yeeeet

My friend Eliza and I hung out today

Our conversations are like this:

Eliza: Chloe we're both cougars

Me: Oof I know

Eliza: But you're worse

Me: IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S TWELVE

Eliza: GO SIT IN THE CORNER

Me: I'M DRIVING

Eliza: S I T

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Eliza: *learns that I like mlp*

Eliza: *opens my car door and starts to get out* I GOTTA GO

Me: BOI YOU BETTER NOT

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Me next to my tall friends:

Look at these sleepy boys:

Me: Give this pillow to your sinner friend

Eliza: *hands it to me*

Me: B O I

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Me: Eliza what would you do if I wore this:

Eliza: We wouldn't be friends anymore

Me: :0

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Eliza: I put my signature in the pillow

Me: Oh yeah?

Eliza: Yeah:

Me: Of course

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Eliza: Eats ramen in my car

Me: You'd better not spill that I have cloth seats

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So yeah

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