Facebook Chapter Four

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--Crystal Love, Percy Jackson, Leo Valdez, and 10,984 others have become friends with Lia Love--

--Crystal Love, Percy Jackson, Leo Valdez, and 10,984 others have become friends with Alec Love--

--Crystal Love has updated her status--

Ugh, why do I have a gigantic migraine this morning? I have a feeling Leo did it.

--Comments--

Piper McLean - Leo did do it. He convinced the bartender to allow alcohol last night. He got us all 5 drinks of our choice. 

Crystal Love - Oh. Last night is sorta fuzzy... I looked up the side effects of alcohol the next morning, and headaches, fuzzy memory, and feelings of staying in bed all day are there. Oh, joy.

Annabeth Chase - It'll come back later today.. Have you noticed your left hand recently?

Crystal Love - What?

Crystal Love - Looking, and.... HOLY POSEIDONS SOGGY UNDERPANTS!

Poseidon the Water Man - I take offense to that! They're not always soggy..

Percy Jackson - Gross, dad. And, Poseidon the Water Man? Seriously?

Poseidon the Water Man - What? It's awesome!!

Crystal Love - Back to the point. WHY IS THERE A BEAUTIFUL RING ON MY LEFT RING FIGNER?!

Aphrodite the Beautiful - BECAUSE MY OTP IS PERFECT, THAT'S WHY!! I'M SO HAPPPYYYYY

Piper McLean - Don't mind her. She's just happy Leo proposed to you, and you accepted.

Crystal Love - Oh. And Leo? I still accept. <3

Leo Valdez - Oh thank gods, I thought you hated me.

Crystal Love - Why would I hate you? You're the only one who sets my heart on fire, and you're the only one who can stop the fire.

Aphrodite Cabin - Awwwwww! We ship #Lystal!

Crystal Love - ...What. The. Holy. Hades. Hatred. Hats.

Leo Valdez - I know right! They've been following me for a few hours..

Crystal Love - o.o

Crystal Love - Wanna come to my cabin?

Leo Valdez - Sure.

--Crystal Love and Leo Valdez have logged off--

--Nico di Angelo has posted a video to the album You're Gonna Kill Me When You Look At This :D--

--Comments--

Frank Zhang - What the heck?

Hazel Levesque - Leo! 

Crystal Love - DI ANGELO! YOU TAKE THIS DOWN RIGHT NOW!

Nico di Angelo - Sorry, can't. The delete button is.. is.. just too far away.

Leo Valdez - I'm going to hunt you down, cut off your hands, legs, then slowly cook you in a pot of boiling water with flames.

Nico di Angelo - That's a bit descriptive, isn't it?

Percy Jackson - VALDEZ! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY HALF-SISTER!

Lia Love - YOU GET OFF OF MY SISTER, YOU HEATHEN! I HAVE REYNA ON SPEED DIAL!

Alec Love - I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, VALDEZ!

Piper McLean - Aren't his hands a little low on her back?

Jason Grace - Leo! You dog! *high-fives Leo*

Octavian - Is it normal to moan like that?

Frank Zhang - They haven't come up for breath in a while...

The Stolls - Are they gonna die?

Crystal Love - We're right here.

Leo Valdez - We're not dead.

Leo Valdez - CRYSTAL! YOUR SIBLINGS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!

Crystal Love - Unicorn girl, to the rescue!

--Crystal Love has logged off of Facebook--

Leo Valdez - THEY'VE BROKEN THE DOOR DOWN! HELP ME!

Nico di Angelo - ...let's leave.

Nico di Angelo - I need a video!

--Everyone has logged off of Facebook--

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