Facebook Chapter Five

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--Crystal Love has updated her Facebook picture--

--Comments--

Leo Valdez - Was that from our first date?

Crystal Love - Yeah, why?

Leo Valdez - No reason. It just seems like yesterday, but we've been together since I got to camp, which was like, two years ago.

Percy Jackson - Ah, the old days, when I had my memory wiped, and got put at CJ.

Annabeth Chase - And when I was going crazy with worry for you, Seaweed Brain.

Percy Jackson - Don't forget, you were the only thing I could remember, Wise Girl.

Crystal Love - BLECH! Please stop making out through the Internet.

Hermes - WHICH I INVENTED!

Crystal Love - *facepalm*

--Leo Valdez has updated his status to Engaged with Crystal Love--

--Crystal Love has updated her status to Engaged with Leo Valdez--

--Comments--

Samantha Harts - NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Carrie Ender - WHO IS CRYSTAL LOVE?! I SHALL KILL HER!

Crystal Love - What the Uncle H?

Carrie Ender - Who are you? Why is Leo engaged to you? TELL ME THESE THINGS!

Samantha Harts - Carrie! I know where she lives! Come to my house, so we can find her, and kidnap her!

--Crystal Love, Carrie Ender, and Samantha Harts have logged off of Facebook--

Percy Jackson - I'ma go find Crystal, and see if she is okay.

Annabeth Chase - I'll come with you.

--Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson have logged off of Facebook--

--Samantha Harts has posted a video entitled, 'Leo's Supposed Fiance, About To Die'--

--Video--

Crystal: Mmmph mm mmmphh! MMMPH MPH MMMMPH!!

Samantha: Oh, shut it. *slap*

Crystal: Mmph!

Carrie: WHAT DID WE JUST SAY?! *glare*

Crystal: *whimpers*

Carrie: Good. Now, Sammy, do I have to go get the potion we found in that 'Hecate Cabin' where we found her?

Samantha: Not yet, okay?

Unidentified Voice: Are we going to start this? I want to make her my princess, she's too pretty to be with that Elf boy.

Samantha and Carrie: THAT'S OUR ELF BOY, ROBERT! NOW SHUT IT!

Robert: *snort* Whatever. Now, keep going!

Samantha: *glare* Humph. Now, Crystal, do I need to whip you to get to say the lines, or not?

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