bakubro stans | bakusquad chatfic

welcome to chillis

kaminari has added sero, kirishima, mina, and bakugo to 'unnamed chat'
kaminari has changed the group chat name to 'protecc bakubro'
kaminari has changed their nickname to 'danki'

danki: y'all
danki: did anyone else see todoroki sleeping in class today

kirishima changed their name to 'hard'
kirishima changed bakugo's name to 'bakubro'

hard: no
hard: what happened bro

danki: he fuckin fell asleep
danki: thats what happened
danki: the perfect i-do-everything-right kid fell asleep in c lass

hard: yeah he does that
hard: i saw him set his homework on fire once and then proceeded to watch it burn

bakubro: the hell
bakubro: you dragged us in a group chat to talk about that half and half bastard??

danki: uhh no

bakubro: then what

danki: i just felt responsible to point out that todoroki
danki: fell asleep
danki: with his sleeve covering his eyes for half an hour

hard: nice story

danki: thank you, bro

hard: y Es
hard: i mean
hard: youre welcome bro

mina changed their name to 'cotton candy'

cotton candy: yall know what i could really go for
cotton candy: chillis

hard: welcome to chillis

bakubro: welcome to chillis

danki: welcome to chils
danki: fuck

hard: bro
hard: you had one job

danki: feeling really attacked right now
danki: im calling my lawyer

cotton candy: ohmy god
cotton candy: you guys wanna hear a story about kirishima

hard: no

danki: yes

bakubro: hell yeah

cotton candy: okok
cotton candy: so in middle school, kiri was super quiet and timid and never did something out of line
cotton candy: but one special day in class
cotton candy: the teacher left the room cause this kid was gagging and kiri packs up all his stuff and opens the closest window, and precedes to jump out
cotton candy: and it was last period so the teacher didn't notice

hard: ah i remember that
hard: good times

bakubro: sounds like something pikachu would do

danki: HAHSJAH YOURE RIGHT

bakubro: ofc im right
bakubro: im always right

sero changed their name to ''flex tape'

flex tape: nic e

danki: s ERO
danki: BRO

flex tape: b rO

hard: FSKDJN
hard: Y A LL

danki: wot other bro

flex tape: i bet it's about bakubro

hard: BABUBRO JSUT

flex tape: called it

cotton candy: wHATD HE DO

hard: HE JUST FUCKIN
hard: THREW HIS TRXTBOOKS OUT TGE WINWOW
hard: O THINK HE HIT SOMEONE

flex tape: w h y

cotton candy: ah, but sero
cotton candy: you're missing the bigger picture
cotton candy: why're y'all together ??

hard: s thdyjnf

danki: translation

cotton candy: studying

danki: ah

bakubro: i did it cause i fuvkin wanted to
bakubro: dumbasses

cotton candy: fuvkin

danki: fuvkin

hard: fuvkin

flex tape: fuvkin

bakubro: YALL WANNA FUCJIN DIE

flex tape: yeah kinda

hard: wouldn't mind tbh

danki: sounds great, can we do that?

bakubro: WHAT THE FUCK
bakubro: i mean smae but

hard: haha
hard: smae

flex tape: smae

cotton candy: smae

danki: smar
danki: wait
danki: fuck

cotton candy: i

hard: anyway

cotton candy: so
cotton candy: did we have any homework

flex tape: yeah

danki: we did ??
danki: shit

cotton candy: he never told us

danki: yep

flex tape: sounds good

cotton candy: haha
cotton candy: kiri ans bakubro are probably still together

danki: haha
danki: yeaaah

cotton candy: makes ya wonder what they're doin now, huh?

flex tape: m
flex tape: mina
flex tape: no

danki: haha
danki: yeeaahh

cotton candy: they've been gone for some while now, right?

danki: haha
danki: yeeah

cotton candy: alright kami whatdya know

danki: haha
danki: waht

cotton candy: you just sent haha yeah three times in a row
cotton candy: you know somethin you piece of shit

danki: hahah
danki: no i don't
danki: waht makes you say thaT?

cotton candy: kamss

flex tape: denkii
flex tape: spill the tea

cotton candy: o Wo first names ??

danki: hanta you imbecile

cotton candy: w o AHH
cotton candy: he spelled that right

flex tape: i
flex tape: uh
flex tape: haha
flex tape: anyway

[so uh
hi i guess

lol bye

+sorry the stories aren't creative lmao i'm worn out]