bakubro stans | bakusquad chatfic

drunk denki is a great denki

danki: dudes
danki: if you think about it
danki: a tricycle is just a unicycle with training wheels

tape flex: thank you kanye very cool

bakubro: its fuckin
bakubro: four in the god damn morning
bakubro: what are you doing up

danki: aww he cares !!

hard: hes gon boom

cotton candy: why thy fuck are there explosions in four in the mornin
cotton candy: who set off bakubro
cotton candy: oh

flex tape changed bakubro's name to boom

flex tape: sorry my fingers slipped

boom: fuckin

cotton candy: yall can i copy the homework from someone

danki: bold of you to assume i did the homework

boom: lol nope

flex tape: wait we had homework ??

hard: ill help you with it!!

cotton candy: there are four different type of classmates

danki: l is for the way you look at me

flex tape: o is for the only one i see

hard: v is for very very extraordinary

boom: egg

cotton candy: it was beautiful until
cotton candy: boom

hard: i

danki: how dare thee

boom: bitch

danki: ya got me there
danki: hey hnata

flex tape: yeah bro

danki: did you know you never stop tasting your own tongue?

flex tape: interesting
flex tape: i don't know what to do with this information

danki: how bout i taste yours for a change ??

cotton candy: JSJS
cotton candy: CRYING INTHE CLUBE

hard: congrats y'all

boom: pda bitches

danki: wait

flex tape: WKRBWB
flex tape: BRO SKS
flex tape: I DNT KNOW HIW TO RESPOND TO THAG??

danki: HH
danki: SHKT
danki: I THIUGTH I SENT THAT ON PM
danki: DAMMIT

boom: BHAHA
boom: FUCKIN MORON

flex tape: don't talk to denki like that bitch >:/

danki: aw thanks hon ;)

cotton candy: JJSDBBS
cotton candy: WAIT
cotton candy: WHATELSE IS SAID IN YOUR PRIVATE MESSAGESD

danki: nothing needed of sharing

cotton candy: HHHH

boom: great you broke the lesbian

flex tape: don't feed the beast

danki: im just gonna go

flex tape: no
flex tape: no you're not

danki: wh

flex tape: come by mine instead
flex tape: we gotta talk this out bro

cotton candy: oH FVJK
cotton candy: cruing

boom: HABA
boom: GET SOME

hard: kats no
hard: no
hard: stop laughing
hard: no stop rolling on the floor
hard: i stg

cotton candy: yo does anyone have any good stories about drunk kaminari
cotton candy: i want to add to my spank bank

danki: your what

cotton candy: spank. bank.

danki: why

cotton candy: i knew it would make you very uncomfortable >:)

danki: being uncomfortable is now my comfortable

flex tape: anyway
flex tape: i once saw denki scream comedy and then proceed to throw himself head-first into a couch

hard: he went to the bathroom once and sero flat out said he hopes kaminari doesn't walk out naked
hard: i told him i was concerned for why he felt the need to say that
hard: he looks me dead in the eye and just says 'just cause he did it once doesn't mean he won't do it again' in the most monotone voice

cotton candy: i want the story

danki: you snooze you loose

cotton candy: boo u whore

flex tape: bitch

boom: once pushed me in a chair around the campus at three in the morning

cotton candy: nonsense
cotton candy: i have seen the best drunk kaminari moment
cotton candy: he once fell on top of sero in the most questionable position
cotton candy: and then moaned
cotton candy: i was thriving,, my crops were flourished, my acne was cLEAR

boom changed cotton candy's name to bitch

bitch: excuse you i prefer the term useless lesbian

boom: suck it

hard changed bitch's name to cupid

cupid: cuck yeah

boom: dammit eiji

cupid: do i sEE
cupid: uwu first names ??

boom: dammit bakugo

hard: sorry kats :(

boom: it's fine eiji
boom: don't sweat it

danki: holy shit it's nice

boom: how's your make out session with spider-man, pikachu?

danki: pretty good bro
danki: what about yours with kiri??

flex tape: and he still uses correct grammar

cupid: HOLY SHINTNRJE