It was a normal day for scruffie. Playing with his pee pee, and humping all of his new teddy bears. Did I mention that he likes to steal his owners dildos? Well, he does. So all of this fun comes to an end when his owner comes into the room.
"SCRUFFIE!!! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP DOING THINGS LIKE THAT!" My owner Matilda says. I finally stop and sigh. Like damn can you stop stopping me all the time? I hope today to I can find a new girl to play with. Hopefully my owner said those six words. "Scruffie were going to the park!" Aw hell yeah, I get a new girl to fuck with.
At the park
So when we pull up to the park, I see the new girl. Shes a white minature poodle and looks like she would fuck with with anything. "Come on scruffie, make sure not to do anything bad, okay?" She puts my leash on me and I growl. I fucking hate this thing, but it comes off when we walk inside of the dogpark, so I was fine. She finally lets me go and i head straight to the poodle. I finally take her behind the bush and do her a good one, then I hear my owner calling for me, so then a few seconds later I see a shadow next to us. FUCK ITS MY OWNER!
