YOU ARE READING The Book of "Noot Noot" Humor Short Story #133 and Humor #332 #noot #nootnoot Chapter 18 93 10 0 by MAJAEforPres by MAJAEforPres Follow Share Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story I lie in bed, sleeping. A noise awakens me. I open my eyes. Above me is a stranger. He leans down. He says, "Noot noot."