Directioner Rants

Advice

This instalment is practically a tribute to Directionaters . . .

11) NO! Niall will never be the ugly blond one!

I can't say how mad I got during gym when this girl was talking about how she thought all of them were incredibly "hawt" except the ugly blond one, I was literally blowing stream out my nose! If you're too stupid to realize how incredibly hot Niall is you can get out of my kitchen!

12) They are not gay! They have girlfriends for goodness sake!

Okay I understand how much all of you want Larry Stylinson (Harry and Louis), Niam (Niall and Liam), and Zirror (Zayn and Mirror) but you have to understand they're just affectionate people whom are not homosexuals . . . sorry if I'm crushing your dreams of going to Harry and Louis' wedding and all but I highly doubt they are anymore than best friends. And knowing someone is going to say it, no I don't think Eleanor and Danielle are a cover-up for their image.

13) Louis NOT Lewis!!!

I was talking with my friend about how Louis and I were perfect for each other when same girl as mentioned above come over and says (and I quote), "No! Lewis is mine!) Once again I blew up in her face . . . It's Louis not Loui or Lewis. If you call yourself a Directioner that a big responsibility and you have to understand you can't go around calling the lads by the wrong names!

14) Call themself a Directioner but only know two songs :/

Alright I don't expect everyone to know every lyric to every song but I do expect those so-called Directioners to atleast know more than What Makes You Beautiful and One Thing. And word for the wise don't go around telling everyone how much you love 1D when you only know those two songs and haven't even seen any video diaries because that's a sure fire way to get beat up.

15) We worship Kevin, Paul, and Josh

Kevin and Paul are the extended One Direction band as well as Josh, the drummer. They are the next best thing to the boys and their girlfriends.

16) When you see a pigeon it's always Kevin

When seeing a pigeon walking about the street his name is automatically Kevin, not Steve nor Frank, only Kevin. If you don't for some reason call the pigeon Kevin or look at the person who is calling the pigeon Kevin strangely you will immediately be pinned as a Directionater (I thought I'd give you a bit of advice) See earilier rule for reasoning.

17) Directionators don't know what Directionators are

Directionators are the people who think they know everything about the boys while they virtually know nothing. The easiest way to find out if someone is a Directionator is to tell them that they are a Directionator and wait for the outcome. (Directionator will automatically think you've said Directioner and agree) This is usually the best way to settle those such things.

18) Favorites

In the One Direction family there are not favorites only soft spots. For instance I love all the boys equally although I have to admit I have a soft spot for Louis, once again if you use the word favorite whilst talking about One Direction you will automatically be pinned as a Directionator.

19) Saying you've been a directioner since 'Torn'

Well in my opinion you don't have to be a directioner since 'Torn'. You are a directioner if you forever and always support the boys no matter what. It's okay if you decided to pop in a bit late, and newsflash not a lot of people in the US even knew about One Direction until What Makes You Beautiful so if you're in the states saying stuff like that to others I doubt you actually knew them since then.

A/N

Alright this is was really short but this is for the Directionators out there . . . if you didn't know one of these things ar don't do these things you need to change it ASAP!

With all her annoying awesomeness,

Ashleigh :P