I've seen terrible stories like this and wanted to write a good, entertaining one. Ask Jeff or Ben any truths or dares to do at the Creepypasta mansion. They'll do anything really, they're bored asf.
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Finally, another prank dare.
So Jeff strutted out and to the dinner table and people immediately looked up. They all started to giggle slightly, as he had started coming up to the table often for dares, and everyone just expected stuff like this to happen now.
Slenderman sighed and lazily traced his long, slim finger around his teacup. He was so tired of Jeff's new, incredibly obnoxious behavior. Sure, he did stupid, childlike pranks before, but now they're so strange and thought out, Slenderman always found himself shocked in the end.
"Mkay, this dare; is to sing the song Despecieto, in English. Here." Jeff said with a sly grin. Some people clapped, whooped, and cheered Jeff on. They made his ego enlarge and he grinned widely.
"You g-g-g-got t-this dumb-bass!" Toby exclaimed and people cheered in agreement. A few people scowled, as they too had grown tired of this behavior, but only a few people didn't enjoy it.
"Yes, you know that I've been looking at you for a while I have to dance with you today (DY) I saw, that your look was calling me Show me the way that I'm going oh You you are the magnet and I'm the metal I'm getting closer and I'm setting up the plan Just the thought of It accelerates the pulse now I'm enjoying it more than usual All my senses are asking for more This must be taken without any trouble Slowly I want to breathe your neck," Jeff sang surprisingly well. people cheered him on at every high or really low note he hit perfectly. He started to make it funny by doing some fortnight dances that matched the rhythm. People laughed as he did the orange justice and flapper girl, even the salt shaker.
People didn't know where he got the confidence to do stuff like this, some people even envied him for it. They were full of jealousy at how he could do so many things freely, but, it was because of the dares. The fact that people were still entertained enough to keep commenting them meant a lot to him and boosted his confidence tremendously. He was also already pretty confident, to begin with.
"slowly Let me tell you things in your ears So that you remember when you're not with me Slowly I want to undress you with kisses slowly Sign the walls of your labyrinth And make your whole body a manuscript Turn it up turn it up..... turn it up, turn it up I wanna see you dance I wanna be your rhythm I want you to show me Your favorite places places places Places-" Jeff suddenly stopped and grabbed something from behind his back. He reached around and then whipped his hand up to his chest. He held a pie and people looked down at it and at him confusingly.
Suddenly, he launched it at someone. Ben laughed at their pie-covered face until one was thrown at him. His face became blank as people now laughed at him.
"Let me surpass your danger zones To make you scream And forget your name DY If I ask you for a kiss, come to give It to me I know that you're thinking about it I've been trying for some time Mommy this is giving and giving it You know that your heart with me makes you bom bom You know that this baby is looking for my bom bom," Jeff continued to sing as he threw more pies. Making sure to hit almost everyone, except for Sally.
Even if the dare hadn't said so, he still wouldn't be able to hit her. Not in a million years. She's too smol and precious. She is precious cargo mate ;-;
"Come test my mouth to see what It tastes like to you I want to see how much love do you have I'm not in a hurry , I want to do the trip Let's start slowly then wildly Step by step, soft softly We are going to get caught little by little When you kiss me so skillfully I think that you're malicious delicately Step by step, soft softly We're going to get caught, little by little And it's just that this beauty is a puzzle But to put it together here I have the pieces" People ducked and laughed as they started to fling pie at each other and it became a dairy war. Pie and whipped cream from the pies were thrown around the table.
People slipped and laughed and Jeff couldn't find a good hiding spot since he had to sing the whole song.
"Slowly I wanna breathe your neck slowly Let me whisper things into your ear So that you remember if you're not with me Slowly I wanna undress you with kisses slowly Sign the walls of your layering And make your whole body a manuscript Turn it up I wanna see you dance I wanna be your rhythm I want you to show me Your favorite places Let me surpass your danger zones Till I make you scream And forget your name Slowly We will do It on the beach in Puerto Rico Till the waves scream dear lord So that my seal stays with you Step by step, soft softly We're going to get caught little by little I want you to show me Your favorite places places places Places Step by step, soft softly We're going to get caught little by little To make you scream (Fonsi) And forget your name (DY) Slowly." He finished and bowed dramatically as he slipped away to get clean from the mess from all the pies that had hit him.
He doesn't remember how he hid all the pies behind his back, or where he put them. He simply shrugged as he got into his room and shut his door.
