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Thanksgiving with Bangtan

(lmao even tho they dont do thanksgiving in korea its that time here in america and so ima do it)

J: Who would like to give thanks?

Jk: *from across the table* your MOM

J: DON'T YOU DARE BE TALKING ABOUT MY MOM LIKE THAT YOU UNGRATEFUL SON OF A BI-

V: Yes! I would!

Rm: go ahead

V: ok so i'm thankful for that Jungcock that I was able to obtain last night an-

Jh: *water comes out his nose* What the FUCK!?

Jm:  *teary eyed* But I thought Jungcock was mine?? 

Yg: *pats Jimin on the shoulder* It be like that sometimes

J: Uhm anyways-

V: oh yeah and im thankful for you all and those v-bucks Jimin gave me for God's game ,Fortnite, and did I mention that consent from Jungco-

Jh: *slams hands real hard on table* tHaNk yOu f0r tHaT veRy m0vInG sPeEcH, but who wants to carve the turkey??

V: *bows* and thank you for coming to my ted talk *leaves room*

Jm: where tf did he go

J: just let him be, who's carving though???

Rm: I'll do i-

everyone else: NO!

Yg: No because knowing you you're going to fucking break the turkey

Rm: How do you break a turkey??

Yg: idk we would have found out today though :/

Rm: oh- *sits on chair* *floor breaks and makes a hole*

Jm: See i was expecting for the chair to break but this still seems accurate 

Jh: aHA you owe me 10 dollars now Jungkook. I knew he would break something

Jk: *pulls out wallet* sheesh you'd think God would give us a chance since it's a holiday but guess I was wrong

V: *bursting through the inside of the hole that Rm made* I hEaRd mY dAdDy's nAmE

J: for the sake of God can't we have one normal Thanksgiving?!

V: wItH tHe bAngTan b0ys??? n0 wAy!!!

J: I knew I should have stayed home today

Yg: I'll carve the turkey shake my fucking heaD

V: sLieNt nIgHt oh-

Jh: thats a Christmas song dumbass

V: Your mixtape is a dumbass

*everyone goes quiet*

Jh: says the one who can't even have the Rap Line's approval of one line to rap.

V: Says the one is was upset that Mono beat Hoe-world by 1 million streams

Jh: Ohhh you think you tha shit now don't you. Newsflash bastard! You are shit!

V: oOoHhh you think you so smooth yeah fucking hoe

Jh: Shut up wanna be rapper. We are 'rappers' and you're a 'wrapper' found in the trash 

Yg: Can we pleaseee just eat already im starvingg 

J: yeah let's eat *carves turkey* 

Jk: *grabs 2 soup spoons* *eats out the bowl of mashed potatoes* 

J: JUNGKOOK!

Jk: wHaT? y0u sAiD wE cOulD eAt

Jk: I'll share *lets Yeontan eat out of the bowl*

Yg: *slaps forehead* 

Jh: Ok for real though let's eat

                                                                           *40 minutes later*

Yg: damn that was good

J: yeaH. Let's go watch some TV at my dorm

Jh: Ok let's go.

                                                                         *20 minutes later* *In the car*

J: I feel like were forgetting something

*Jk and Yg look at each other* 

Yg: NAMJOON! WE FORGOT NAMJOON HE'S STILL IN THAT HOLE!!!

Jh:*grabs the steering wheel* TURN THE CAR AROUND!!!

                                                                                   * At the other dorm*

Rm: Guys?? Anyone?? Help. Please. Aish you break one thing and they all forget about you. I guess it be like that sometimes. Oh look a mouse. Happy Thanksgiving little mouse at least you're here for me :D

Squeak! :)

   AyEeeeEe happy Thanksgiving to those in America and if you're not then Happy uh Regular Day!! Have fun and sTrEaM EPIphANY !!!