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First Chapter

In the train...

"...and he said, Pineapples!" HAHAHAHHAA. I almost burst out laughing after watching a video on my smartphone. That video was funny. I think I should subscribe to that guy. Hehehe. More content please. I need entertainment! You know what the world needs? More comedians or fun! Yeah! Just imagine waking up in the morning and not having a video to make you laugh or imagine a day without the internet! I think I would die of boredom!

While in the middle of me talking to myself, a man walks up to me.

"Hey, have you seen a tall, dark, and suspicious man walk by?" He asks.

"Yeah, I have." I reply with a serious look on my face.

"Really? Where?" He looks around frantically.

"Right there." I say as I point to him. Laughing.

"That's not funny. I really need to find this person!"

"Why? What did he do?" I say while trying to sound interested.

"Well. How do I explain this....... Wait, why should I tell you?" He realizes after a long pause.

"Oh, you don't want to tell me? I'm fine with that. Doesn't seem like you need my help anyway."

"No no no no no no no,I do need your help."

"Then tell me."

"Okay, fine." He finally gives in and tells me the whole story about the tall, dark, and suspicious guy, and, it went like this.

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This are Kevin's (the guy looking for the tall,dark, and you know guy) words:

"I went to my daughter's apartment one day and she wasn't home. So, I went to the nearest Starbucks, ordered a mocha, and called her. She didn't answer her phone, so, I figured that she was busy. Then I decided to stay and wait for her.
A couple of hours pass by and still no answer. There must be something wrong, I thought. So, I  ran to her apartment, kicked down the door, and I see a mess. Like someone had a fight. 
I quickly called the police and reported her missing, but I couldn't wait for them to do their work, so I investigated. 
After a whole day of going from house to house, friend to friend, and boyfriend to boyfriend, I found a clue. That guy.
He was the last person seen with. So  I chased him, vaulted over this, tumbled under that, ran inside a train and then you."

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"So. Will you help me?" He asks, completely out of breath.

"Yeah , sure. He went that way." I point to the opening door with the dark guy in front of it.

Kevin (the guy who is, you know) ran after the guy and then the doors close.

I actually wasn't sure if that was him, but, I didn't care.

I just wanted him to get away.

That was fun at first, but, he took so long in telling the story that, uh, I got bored.

Why did I do that? Well, It's simple.

I. Didn't. Care.