Melon?

Your asleep in granny's very stinky bed, who knows what happened in that bed.
Only one thought enters your mind.
'Melon?'
The only thing you want is the melon.
The only thing you can think about is melon.
Melon.
You can hear granny having a great big shit.
"plop"
Oof that sounded juicy.
I got up and passed a key, it was labeled "key to escape, pick up this key and kill granny instantly and escape" I ignored it, all I want is melon.
I saw granny kissing the deadly spider, melon?
"oof excuse me granny" I hit granny on the head with the microwave and continued my search for melon.
I searched high and low, up and down, round and round but the melon was no where to be seen.
I was very depressed.
But wait!
What's that shiny, amazing, fabulous thing over there?
It's a mirror.
Oof I'm sad
Wait look at granny, what's that in her fugly shirt?
It's the melon.
Melon
Melon
Melon
I stormed over to that ugly beast called granny and started kicking her in the nostril.
I ripped the melon out of her chest and hugged it close to me.
"i love you melon" I kissed it on the forehead and tucked it into bed.
"night night sweetie" I rubbed my sons smooth, silky, green forehead with a sigh.
He's so cute when he's asleep.