Melon?

Melonnn

Oof, I just dropped a finger into the toilet.
This glue isn't very sticky, my fingers are falling off everywhere!
Little melon is sick I think, he isn't green anymore and he is not saggy and brown and it worries me as a mother.
Melon complained it was hot so I shoved him in the fridge and he started turning green again so I left him in there and he looked young again! He was no longer saggy and brown but bright green and smooth!
I cried tears of joy and started thinking, if I go in the fridge would I become young again? I think so as that worked for melon so I placed melon on the counter and crawled into the fridge.
I curled up into a melon-like shape and hoped for the best.
Oof it's a bit chilly innit
I waited for what felt like years and finally I crawled out and took a great big gulp of melony air.
"oh little melon, am I beautiful again?" I spoke gently, my voice as smooth as a sosig.
I rushed over to the window and I gazed into the glass.
"oh shite, I just turned into a smurf, yippie.