Kitsuda's P.O.V
Mituna's face brightens up after I said that. He then takes a handful of mind honey and smears it all over my face, "MoThErFuCkEr! wHy WoUlD yOu Go Up aNd KiLl My MiRaClEs BrO?!" I then wipe the mind honey off my face, smearing my clown make up. "H4H4H4!1!1 Y0U L00K FUNNY57H!1" He says as he laughs.
Then Sollux comes walking up to Mituna and I, crying. "57H0LLUX, WH457H5 WR0NG?" "FF br0ke up wiith me.." He said sadly.. "W3LL 4 FR13ND 70LD M3 7H3R3 4RR3 PL3N7LY 0F 7R0LL57H 0U7 7H3R3!" Sollux then looks at Mituna, and replies with "G00d p0iint, gue22 ii c0uld l00k f0r 20me0ne el2e." He then goes and mingles for a bit. "SoRrY bOuT yOuR mOtHeRfUcKiNg BrO bEiNg AlL sAd.." I say, trying to comfort Mituna.
Then he just looks at me, smiles a little, "MY 8R07H3R W1LL 833 0K4Y!" I pat his head gently, then take a swig of my Faygo, Mituna does the same thing and says "L3757H CH33R!" "WhAtS tHe MoThErFuCkInG oCcAsIoN tUnAbRo?" "U57H!" He replies cheerfully. "WhY wE cHeErInG fOr Us?" "F0R U57H 57H1NGL357H! H4H4H4H4!1!!1" I grin and lift my Faygo bottle up "ChEeRs MoThErFuCkEr!" He lifts his bottle up as well, we clink them together and take a huge swig.
After a while we talk about why Latula broke up with him, "57H3 JU57H W4LK3D UP 7W0 M3 4ND 57H41D '7UN4 8483, 1 KN0W 57H0M30N3-'" he stops talking then twitches and yells "57H17 D4MN MYY 57HLUR357H!!11" Then continues "'WH057H FLU57HED F0R Y0U, 57H0 LE757H57HHH-' 5H17!1 MY 57HLUR57H 4R3 PR0848L3Y C0NFU57H1NG Y0U.." "NaH bRo, YoUr SlUrS aRe MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS!"
"H4H4H4!1 7H4NK57H5 K1757HUD4!" He says cheerfully. Then he continues where he left off, "57H0 7H3N 57H3 57H41D '8R34K UP, C4U57H3 57H3 R34LLY L1K357H5 Y0U.' 7H3N 57H3 57H41D 'D0N7 W0RRY, W3'LL 57H1LL 833 R4D1C4L 70G37H3R!' 4ND W4LK3D 4W4Y.. 1 W0ND3R WH0 L1K357H5 M3 57H0 MUCH 7H47 57H3 W0ULD 8R34K UP W17H M3 L1K3 7H47..?" "I dOnT kNoW bRo." I reply while turning my head face flushed fully.
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FanfictionStephanie Nitram and Kitsuda Makara's lives are about to change when they fall flushed for their best friends Sollux and Mituna Captor. When they go to a party at the Captors' house, the Captor bros end up being dumped at a short notice. Stephanie a...
