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RANDOM RANT: TV shows, news dudes, 'random' people, socialness (Okay maybe not)

A/N sexys!: Turns out, my rants have been stirring up trouble, yes, I don't believe it either. I feel so privelged :') Someone actually got mad at me..Then told their friends who got mad at me. I KNOW RIGHT! Such a great day :') You guys make me so proud <3 Lil' haters <3 PS. Sorry for being in-active and stuff. I just I dunno. Procrastinated and had other stuff and the things with the guy on the side. And such. I promise to be more active from now on. And rant. Mainly the ranting this. Because who doesn't enjoy hating on people :D

TV shows:

Damn! I hate when TV shows say: An unlikely hero! If the person is an unlikely hero, why is the show named after them and why are they the main character? You wouldn't let any random shmoe walking down the street hold the fate of the world! You'd get a likely hero! Like someone you knew could do the job! You would let a qualified person fly a jet instead of a person who wears the same clothes all day and claims 'they got this, bro'! Gosh! I don't care if you want to be the very best, like no-one ever was. Ok maybe I should stop before kids listen to lavender town music.. If anyone gets that, I'll go out with them.

Those news shows that banter about kids being stupid these days:

Excuse the awful title. I hate those news shows that say stuff like: 90% of people under 15 don't know what a record is! God. Everyone knows what a record is. I know what one is. I know what a cassete is too. And all of that stuff. Most teens these days are very aware of old stuff like that. I just hate those news people. Don't give me that "Most kids don't know that milk comes from a cow and not the dairy isle" shit! Back to you, Dave!

People who say they're random:

OMG I'M SO RANDOM! HORSE! PINK! BOWL! OMG I'M SO RANDOM RNT I??!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!? LOL ROFLCOPTERS CHICKEN. I fuckin' hate these people. They say and write random shit and then go "Im so random!' etc etc etc. They piss me off so much! Just because you spit out any random bile that comes out of your mouth and claim it to be because your random isn't gonna make you popular.

Okay guys! It's serious time: Social-ness:

This is a topic that is quite serious and extensive so I'll only go in it a little talking about different social stereotypes (If you will) and stuff. I plan to go into different area's later and I do have big plans for the future..

But I digress... I used to digress professionally! But that's another story.. Like the never ending story. I tried suing them once as the story did end. But that's for another day. Like tuesday. But not monday's because I hate Mondays, you know who else hates Mondays? Garfield, he's a cat. I have a cat, cat's are like dogs, and dogs rhyme with frogs. Moving on. Frogs use jumping to move, flea's can jump like a billion times their hight. You know what? Fuck it. I'll write about this later.

A/N: 

Hey y'all, sorry for the long update time, you know, I'm lazy and such. Keep cool folks <33 B-)

-xHADESx