A/N: I know people wanna read this chapter so I'll keep it short. I write these rants at different times. So I will sound crazy. I just don't write it in one lot, I portion it out. Hey! My life doesn't revolve around wattpad :P
Dedicated to WiDuZi: Who's my friend without benefits (She knows what I'm on about the dirty colon nine-r). She's like a sarcastic cynical wrapped in a zebra-dog.
Dobbing:
Ah. This subject makes me so angry. We all know what our dobby (No reference to Harry Potter™) sister. It happens over the years. And it drives us positively crazy. 'He pushed me onto the ground'; 'He punched me'; 'He drew on the walls'; 'It wasn't me! It was him'. The worst part: Everyone always believes them! I don't know about you but to any dobbers reading. Fucking stop. It drives me mental. We all hate you! Seriously!
We all know what happens to dobbers: Dibber dobber Cindi goes to kindy! Dibber dobber Cupid is so stupid! Dibber dobber Mazey is super crazy! Dibber dobber- Ok you get the point
Anyway. Stop or I'll send my acid, firebreathing, rainbow unicorn on you! He wears Purple socks d:
Crying:
Ah crying. We all know strongest girl defense mechanism. Getting in trouble? Cry. Didn't do your homework? Cry. Something absolutely stupid that doesn't mean anything? Cry.
Yes. It pisses me off. In some areas. Girls have to deal with a lot. But you best friend saying something mean? With guys: Screw you. You suck more man! (Still friends) With girls: WHAAA! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDSS!!!1!!!!ONE!11!ONE!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!!11! I CANT TRUST ANYONE NOW! I KNOW I'LL YELL AT MY BROTHER!!!!!!!!111!!!1!!!! (Hates everyone)
Yep don't cry. If a guy cries he's a sissy. If a girl cries she should be pampered. Yep stop crying and man up!
Drama:
You know it. Its weird. You almost always manage to suck it up and deal with your problems. Behind with grades, social problems, various other problems that I wont go into detail with. But sisters. They break down with everything. "My friend didn't invite me to her party". "I went from a B+ to a C! I suck!" (They fail to notice the you always have C's).
These types of sisters start drama where ever they go. They have to be the best at everything. They have to be the first. The smartest. The popular est. If they aren't; it's your fault for some reason. They feel like the gotta make your life hell! Making drama wherever they go! Furthermore, they nose around in your business. They have to know what you're doing. All the time! This just may be me when I'm a little crazy but it annoys me how they always try to see what you're doing but if you take a step at their computer they're ready to kill you!
Stop with the drama! If you want drama, take drama class!
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Another A/N: Sorry for a short-er chapter than usual. I just kinda ran out of steam. I dunno, I wanted to pump a 'chappie' out. Next chapter will be awesome! I promise! <3 xHADESx
Remember: When life gives you lemons, tackle life and squirt lemon juice in his/her eyes. You deserve better than sour citrus!
xHADESx, M'ladies (Rhymes ftw)
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