"So me and Deja break up six months I cheated and she cheated but fuck it my lease was up at my place so I thought damn I'm ass out n I'm 29 I ain't tryna go home or be in no damn hotel"
" Here comes some real shit I just remembered that my ex said if I was ever ass out she said that she got me and this was when we we're still friends around 2016 but I don't care so I'm finna pull up"
" All I got to my name right now is Four hundred dollars and that actually has to go to my car payment. I only pay three hundred for my car payment and the place well house I want is 985 and that's a lot but I'ma get back on my feet I would've had money saved for the house but I got a gambling ♦♣♥♠ problem"
" I pulled up to deja house and I started laughing because I already knew she was going to tell me off but when I got close to the front 🚪I was quite surprised by her reaction "
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"Sike deja told me off she wasn't having it"
At the front door🚪
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"Woody I know the fuck not get off my property before I call the damn cops" She told me
"Deja was a stripper like she was the hottest stripper in Atlanta. If she called the cops they'd be here before she could get a word out"
police station
"Hey it's deja calling" Said cop number one
"Damn it's probably urgent" Said cop number two
" Well she isn't saying anything it must be a life and death situation I want you, you, you, you, you, you and you I'ma need back up" Said cop number three
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Under the same roof! CAUTION ADULTS ONLY!! 🙌🏿 👨🏿👩🏿💯🚫
Non-FictionIt's not one of my freaky imagines. But it's a love story and it'll make you laugh. #love