Under the same roof! CAUTION ADULTS ONLY!! 🙌🏿 👨🏿👩🏿💯🚫

part three (Mon+Tuesday)

"The same night"

"Well my prank failed I'm going to bed first day tomorrow" Says Woody

"Ohh so you wasn't gonna tell me you found a job you ain't staying here for free nigga and what's the job" Deja askes me

"You know I can sing so I'm going to be performing at this bar and I'ma get paid six hundred dollars💵 a night" I told her

"Ouuuuu okay baller I want three hundred and that's what you'll me for rent" Deja told me

"Okay deal but I got another job and you ain't getting a dime of that I need that money for my dream house just saying" I told her

"I want half of that too what you mean you chipping in on rent, food, cable and lights and water I forgot to tell you" Deja

"Ohhh hell naw you tripping now" I told her

"I'm tripping this gonna be your home too for three months okay all I want from your bar job is three hundred and what's the other job? " Deja askes me

"Construction" I told her

"Okay so talk to me about your work schedule and I'll try to be considerate" She told me

"So for my job at the bar I'm only working Friday, Saturday and Sunday but they pay thirteen fifty and it's six hours all together which adds up to thirty six hours and my check is going to be four  eighty Six with tax it'll be 484 but here's something else every Saturday and Sunday big ballers come in with a load full of cash and who ever is performing and their performance is the best they got three hundred dollars but if they want a record deal then it's more like three million and I know I probably don't need the construction job but I need one job where I save money and another where I can spend like buy my house and a new car and etc ohh and pay oof my student debts..

"Damn that was a lot to take in but okay and your other job? " She asked me

"Now construction I'ma be balling for sure but I'ma tell you this I don't gotta stay here with the amount I'ma finna tell you but truth is my dream house isn't even made I mean it is but I wanna build my own shit like fresh but I'ma say it I'ma be working construction from Monday to Thursday and I'm putting in 17 hours every day and add that up four times that's sixty eight hours so my check finna be one thousand one hundred ninety

"Okay so here's what we'll do give me three hundred from your bar job and with your construction money use that for your house okay I ain't gonna do you like that Woody" She told me

"Awww thanks Deja I knew you had a heart but I'm hitting the sack I'll see in the am good night" I told her

"She was in the kitchen I was waiting for it remember y'all I ate her steak and I put more groceries in the fridge and brought her another steak to replace the one I ate" Says Woody

"Thank you for the groceries I would of done it but I don't be hold up I know I'm not tripping my steak was right here by my cheesecake Mhmm this nigga WOODY!!! " Deja said

"What's good boo? " I asked confused as if I didn't know what was going on

"You ate my steak and replaced it with food thanks by the way but don't be eating my shit I see you brought four things of hot pockets, white 🏰 🍔and veina sausages so eat that shit not my shit okay I'm going to bed" Deja said

"Good night sexy butt" I told her as I walked to the stair case that lead to the basement" Says Woody

"Shut up and she slammed the door and ik she on the phone📱 with her girl Monica talking smack about me but little do she know me and Monica smashed back in high school" Says Woody