Under the same roof! CAUTION ADULTS ONLY!! 🙌🏿 👨🏿👩🏿💯🚫

part two (Monday)

Before you read part two gotta read part one

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"Come on deja the lease on my house was up and I ain't tryna go to no damn hotel or crash at a friends house or go back home plus I remember you said if I was ever ass out you'd be there" I role her

"Negro please that was back in 2016 April 14th we were friends and that was before we started dating and before I knew how dirty you was" She told me

" Deja don't act like you're so innocent you cheated too but come on ma it's brick asf outside and I know you got a heart so I'ma just let myself in" I told her

"Woah there homie excuse you I don't give a damn if it was ❄or ☔ outside go to that bitch house I'm sure she'd let your dog ass in " She told me

"I tried she ain't pick up but come on ight look let's make a bet you wanna hear it" I said to her

"I guess I got time but you have one minute" She told me

"Cool so look you let me stay here for three months or six which ever you prefer until I can find a good ass job that pays well so I can buy me a house" I told her

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Ten days later

Sike she was quiet for a good minute

"Okay I'ma give you three months to get your shit together and after that I don't wanna see your narrow ass on my property again you got me" She said

"Yes ma'am I do any rules you wanna set I know you got some and I'll see if I wanna follow them" I told her

"Ohh you better follow them or yo ass gonna be homeless *rolls eyes* anyway your gonna pay rent I don't how much but I'll figure it out when you find a job and we ain't cool and I'm not cooking for you or cleaning after you and the guest room is for guests only so the basement is yours there's a cot down there with a few roaches make yourself at home" She said

"Ite cool thanks ma I appreciate ya" I told her with a smile

" You guys enjoying it hope so" 👨🏿🗣️ Woody

*The next morning

"Deja works at a nail salon during the day from 11am to 9pm and at 11pm she does her night job which is stripping" 👨🏿🗣 Woody

"It's 11am and she already left so after my shower I invited myself into her kitchen and I looked into the fridge and I stopped some steak now I knew it was wrong but I didn't wanna be right so I ate that shit and it was good and after I was done I left the dish in the sink to get on her nerves and I had a sip of her white wine🍷 that I found in her room in her closet" 👨🏿🗣 Woody

"Ik what y'all thinking Woody you finna be ass out man deja ain't putting me out she still feeling your boy and through this story I'ma prove it I promise but after my lil snack I grabbed my keys to my car🚗 and I went job hunting now I can do some things I can sing, dance, do yard work, do janitorial stuff and I can pretend to be a bum and get free money and if I luck out on my options then I'm stripping " 🗣 woody

"By three o'clock I found three jobs all I had to do was figure out which one I wanted so the first is at a bar that I can perform at and the customers have to give my money the second one is being janitor they make a thousand dollars every month and with me working at the bar the lady said I'll make six hundred bucks a night and the last job is construction👷🚜 and they make decent money but I was thinking about working at the bar and doing construction it's different and new" 👨🏿🗣 Woody

"Now I can sing but I don't write my own music because I ain't tryna become famous off it I just enjoy singing other people music but yeah I'ma work two jobs and whatever I make at the bar I'll give Deja half and whatever I make with construction I'll open up another bank account and I'll use that money for my dream house " 👨🏿🗣️ Woody

" Now I feel accomplished so I'm finna go buy some hot wings from Buffalo wild Wings and some groceries bc deja a little low on some stuff I know how nice of me" 👨🏿🗣️ Woody

*later that day

It's 10pm

"Hey I'm going my second job if you make a mess clean it I'm gone bye" 👩🏿🗣️ Deja

"I come out with no shirt on and my boxers I caught her staring but she played it off and acted like someone called her phone and left out the house so I followed her" 👨🏿🗣️ Woody

"Damn it Woody go in the hide I don't want ppl knowing my business" 👩🏿🗣 Deja

"Girl I saw you 👀 my wood girl don't flex I'm still daddy I know it n so do you and stop tryna act like someone called your phone"📱🗣👨🏿 Woody

" Woody bye I'll be home at one today is Friday and Fridays we always close at one so bye and don't invite anyone of your stanky hoes over my house and I ain't playing " 👩🏿🗣️

"Girl please drive your car🚗 you ain't bout that life and I'll see at one alright with yo fine ass" 👨🏿🗣️

"And she flicked me off and rolled up her windows" 👨🏿🗣

"Man I ain't worried about deja but I know I'ma prank her ass I'ma grab one of her wig heads with the wig still on it and act like a whole female in here giving yo boy some slop toppy she gonna be so pissed it's gonna be Harilous can't wait" 👨🏿🗣️ Woody

"So as I was waitingaiting for her I made me some cookies in the oven and I knew they was done because that smell made me do the moonwalk y'all know I know dance a little but yeah I was busting them down while watching The Wayans Bros Marlon is my favorite and about the cookies they are of course chocolate chip and I would of saved some for Deja but she gonna be doing enough eating tonight yeah let that sink in" 👨🏿🗣️ Woody

"By 12pm I was tired I can't flex I went job searching and I filled out applications and went grocery shopping so I fall asleep right on the couch now some ppl don't allow ppl to sleep on their couches but Deja ain't here so I drooled like a damn baby and snored like the grown ass man that I am and I also set an alarm for one y'all know that prank finna be wild" 👨🏿🗣️ Woody

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"It's 12:59 and your boy was ready and I heard keys man I wasn't expecting her to be home at exactly one but she probably left early because she think I got a girl in here crazy thing I do she just can't talk or move and she ain't real but 👀 this I'm on the couch no clothes or nothing but I ain't trying have her see my slang so I have a long ass blanket over my stuff and my head " 👨🏿🗣️ Woody

"Okay y'all here we go I started saying crazy ass shit like I was really getting head and she was doing her thing as if she was real and this what Deja said ohh n I'm in the dark well was until she turned on the lights before she got a word out like Woody where you at if I find a bitch in this house I'ma beating both y'all ass I started making sounds " 👩🏿🗣️

"WHAT THE FUCK WOODY YOU LOST YO DAMN MIND *SHE SNATCHED THE BLANKET OFF ME AND ALSO GRABBED MY JIMMY* You play too fucking much I really thought you had a bitch in my house sucking yo meat" 👩🏿🗣️ Deja

"FUCK!! GIRL!! You grabbed the hell outta my jimmy man damn I said grabbing the covers to cover myself up but she caught me by surprise she grabbed my Jimmy and slopped your boy up" 👨🏿🗣️

"Bruh I shid you not I was in heaven grabbing her hair to mouth fuck her and everything and she sucked me until I come" 👨🏿🗣️

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"SIKE Y'ALL NIGGAS NASTY ASF HORNY ASS GO WATCH PORN YOU FREAK ASS but naw I covered myself up and she was laughing I was confused but I wanted her flip way worse then what she did but it was so head for her wig so I guess next time I gotta get a real girl now" 👨🏿🗣️

"Hope y'all enjoyed more coming soon I promise" 👨🏿🗣️