KLANCE (ONESHOTS)

What a Flirty and A Sweet Guy my Boyfriend is!

You like the cover photo? I picked the best one!
Ok let's just go straight to the point(Hell nah!) this is JUST a fluff...i guess.<3

Lance always have pick-up lines for Keith everyday. Maybe Lance just really loves his cute, sweet, and lovingly boyfriend. Or, he just wanted to kid around with Keith.

"Hey Keith!" Lance shouted to his hubby.
"What?" Keith sounded annoyed because of Lance's cheesy (more like heart-fluttering) pick-up lines.

"Are you Chemistry?"
"No." Keith responded.
"Because I LAB you~"
Keith blushed like crazy.
"And Keith."
"Tsk.What?" Keith just can't help blushing from hearing pick-up lines from Lance.
"Are you a Kink?"
"Why?"
" Cause you make me hard~" Keith is blushing madly and his nose was bleeding and he screamed yet he called Pidge.
"PIDGE! A BOX OF TISSUE! NOW, PLEASSEEE!"  Pidge was running in the control room and panting "*pant* Why are you such in a hurry?!"  said the big glassed genius. "Because Lance just put a pick-up line on me, yet my nose bled because of him!" Keith screamed while Lance looked with funny a face.

"Oh! Ok, well...have fun you two!" Pidge laughed and left the room.

Keith grunted and shoved a few tissues in his nose and suddenly gave Lance
a not-so-much- pain giving- bitch slap!

SLAP!!

"Owww! Keith!" Lance put his hand to his cheek.
"That's what you get for making my nose bleed!" Keith shouted.
" Well, i'd save my heart-throbbing pick-up lines just for you~" Lance said with his sexiest look while Keith was blushing lightly right now.
"Well, I don't like your cheesy pick- up lines!" Keith actually lied to Lance.
"Mm-hmmm~ You know, if you don't like my pick-up lines. Then why are you blushing so hard~?"
"T-that's b-because I-" Keith was cutted of by Lance.
"Well, nevermind."Lance said with his 'Meh' face
In a few minutes, Keith's nose isn't bleeding anymore so he removed the tissues and threw it in the trash-can..and washed his face.

"Hey, Keith"
"What?"
"Knock,Knock"
"Who's There?"
"Darlene, Jhon Kyle, Pauline,Paolo, Mylene."

"Darlene, Jhon Kyle, Pauline,Paolo, Mylene.who?"

(a/n: You filipinos know this knock knock joke at Fb, #PinoyPride)

"I've found a love, forrrrrrrr meee,
Darlene, Jhon Kyle, Pauline, Paolo, Mylene~~" Lance sang

(The correct one if u don't get it)

I've found a love, for~~me~~
Darlin'  just dive right in,
And follow my lead.

(A/n: Look, I really don't remember the exact lyrics of 'Perfect', Ed Sheeran sang it. And if you get the joke. You're a true Klance Fan..)

Keith was analyzing the joke, after he gets it, they started to laugh.

"Keith, are you candy?"
Lance asks with a light smile.

"Maybe, why?"

"Because you're such a sweet boyfriend~" Lance kissed Keith in his cheek.
"Awww~ you're also sweet, Lance!" Keith smiled.

"Really?" Lance smiled with light pink shade in his cheeks.
"Yes. Really"

They went to their bed and stared hugging eachother and kiss eachother's cheeks.

"You're such a Flirty and a Sweet boyfriend, y'know?" Keith complimented.

"Heheh, and you're such a cute, sweet, and a lovely boyfriend."
Lance replied.

"I love you, Lancey❤."

"I love you too, Keithy💙

*Sigh* I wish one day I would have a relationship like that..
WELP! Hope you guys enjoyed mah fluff chapter, I know this is a smut book but let's do a little bit of a sweetness. And I know its short. Klance is a PERFECT PAIR..right?...anyways..I only did this 'cause I'm working on my...

'Teachers! Highschool! Au pt.2'

Stay tuned....

And lets just do a group hug, Someday..yay!...

Again, hope ya guys enjoy and..I really appreciate the support and Love you guyss

LONG LIVE THE CANON-KING
     KLANCE!!

LEMON🍋🍋~~