Being A Guy

Chapter 4: What Guys Want Girls To Know

In this chapter the guys will basically be listing a bunch of stuff that guys want girls to know.

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Seth: alright idiots, list some of things guys want girls to know

Dylan: when we are playfully mean to girls that's just our dumb way of showing that we like them. If a guy always teases u yeah he likes you trust me.

Travis: guys like when girls take control stop expecting us to do everything!!

Jesse: guys HATE sluts even tho they sleep with them aha.

Jace: please girls just don't talk about ur guy friends to ur bf. HUGE turn off.

Jason: If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice

Jack: here let me tell you something , No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is always gonna be the key. Trust me.

Justin: When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

Trevor: No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it

Seth: Well you guys are doing pretty good. List more? you can say more then one

Dylan: "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone!! also its probably just me but Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it, it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.

Jesse:We don't like girls who are too skinny.

Jace: When a guy smacks your ass it means that he wants you sexually and Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

Jack: Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. Haha true story

Jason: Guys get jealous easily. And If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

Travis: Girls are guys' weaknesses!! Um..Guys are very open about themselves.

Justin:Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships annnnd Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

Trevor: Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think!!! Also guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

Seth: Question: Do guys sit on their balls?

Jesse:No, we don't sit on our balls. But they can rest in uncomfortable positions that may hurt.

Jason: haha no we don't, That pain or uncomfortable feeling is why we need to adjust or often sit with our legs apart!

Jack: guys have little control over where things rest in our pants. Most of our parts stay in the "pocket" of the briefs/boxers, but things can move around and get stuck in a position if we sit or lay down. And sometimes it just feels like our junk is getting squished and we need to fix that.

Travis: Nah but we do adjust a lot because yes they do move around a lot that's why sometimes u see a guy just randomly standing up putting his hand in his pants and fixing it. No matter who the fuck is there, when we need to adjust we gotta adjust

Justin: Who the hell sits on their balls? That would hurt like a fucking bitch, but yeah our balls do stick to other body parts and that can get uncomfortable.

Jace: Well you can sit on ur balls if you don't fix them when u sit, but of course everyone does...I think.

Dylan: Yeah pretty much what they said theres nothing more to say but fan fact: Our testicles rest at different heights to ensure they don't knock each other when we walk. Not kidding. Haha.

Trevor: I don't think anyone could actually sit on their balls, but they could maybe sit in an awkward position with their legs crossed and squeeze them somehow. That would hurt.

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That was a pretty long chapter lol, hope u enjoyed that and if u did I think u know what to do ;) keep the questions coming!!