Being A Guy

Chapter 2: Why it sucks to be a guy

Girls think its a piece of cake being a guy, we get to pee when we are standing, no makeup short hair, less drama, we don't have to worry about how we look and blah blah blah.prove them wrong and tell the girls why it sucks to be a guy.

Jesse: you can't cry , woman and children first, ur hot or ur nothing. U have to worry about looking buff and yea u guys finish

Jason: having balls! that fucking sucks. let me just say this whoever thought of having a metal set of interlocking teeth on the front of a guy's pants obviously has never zipped up his balls accidentally.

Jace: YES BRO YES! Ugh that hurts like bitch!!!!!!! Guys have balls and those shit is the weakness.

Travis: ribbed for HERR pleasure not urs, Too much responsibilities, They are expected to do all the heavy work.

Dylan:yea like Jesse said even if u get ur head stuck in an industrial woodchipper ur not allowed to cry and as a teenager u always get teased about not "acting like a man".

Jack: yea all those that they said and like we said in the previous chapter involuntarily erections

Justin: Yup having balls totally sucks. U know what I wonder sometimes? Why the hell do people say grow some balls? Like balls are weak they should change it to Grow some vagina. That shit takes poundings.

Out of topic Justin

Trevor: I think it's pretty cool being a guy and I wouldn't wanna change it lol, but yeah I agree with Dylan if u do something wrong or u cry u get teased about not acting like a man and omg Jason I swear that's happened to me this morning and I almost cried haha.