I'm Almost Perfect

So damn awkward

Avery's POV:

Harry was stil in a daze like what even. I'm kind of scared right now, what if he's possessed and is planning a way to sacrifice me to the devil? My brain is so screwed up right now especially after watching a drama-filled show. "I'm glad I have a normal life," I mumbled to myself as I flipped through the channels to look for another show to watch. There was literally nothing else to watch so I decided to go have a stroll in the park before heading home as it was getting pretty late. The sun was setting and I bet it would be an even more beautiful sight when I'm at the park. Harry was creeping me out anyways and you could cut the awkward with a knife. He did not even speak since I gobbled down the toast he made me. Did that traumatise him to that point? Well, whatever.

"Harry! Where did you put my bag?!" I yelled as I walked towards the rooms.

"Erm it's by the door actually," Harry replied.

God, that idiot. Now I have to walk all the way back out. It amazes me how I never noticed that my bag was just there all the while. Am I that oblivious to my surroundings? Anyways, I dragged myself to the door, saying a "bye" to Harry before reaching the door, had a little war with my shoes and headed out the door. After grabbing my bag of course. I sighed, thinking about how Harry had been acting. "Eh, just get it off your mind and concentrate on the beauty of nature around you," the voice in my head says.

Harry's POV:

Oh god, I screwed it up didn't I? I'm such a mess it's unbelievable. I just had to go and make it all awkward between us. It was all my fault. I just wanted to give a hug to the voice in my head that had been keeping me in a daze. With my hands around it's neck. A nice neck hug from me to that idiotic voice that just had to screw everything up. I was still sitting on the couch, staring at the mantelpiece.   There's a couple of photo frames with pictures of Ave and I back when we were first became best friends. There's one with our hands around each others' shoulders, smiling like we were as high as we could ever be. One with a picture of us posing in our prom outfits. Yeah, we went to prom together because we're loners and Ave's probably the only person that undertands me and vice versa. Those two are my favourite pictures of us and a smile crept onto my face thinking about what these pictures hold. Ah, so many fond memories. And I probably messed it all up. What if Ave doesn't want to talk to me anymore? What if I had just made it so awkward that she doesn't wants to even be friends with me anymore? The ringtone of my phone shook me out of my daze. The caller ID shows that it's Ave but I'm hesitant to pick it up. I answered the call anyways.

"Hey, Harry? You there?"

"Urm yeah. Why are you calling me?"

"Err cause you're my best friend and I can bug you whenever I want?"

Oh my god, so we're still friends oh praise the Nutella lord. I have never felt so relieved in my life. "Er so you just called me to bug me? Or is it cause you miss this sexy piece of hotness?"

"If by 'sexy' and 'hotness' you mean 'disgusting' and 'shit' then yes, I do miss that sexy piece of hotness"

"Hey! That hurt my manly feelings okay," I said with my hand over my chest while pouting my lips even though I know that she can't see me. I was desperately holding back a laugh to make sure that my act seemed real but I didn't last long [Author's note: That's what he/she saiddd ;)]. I burst out laughing when Ave started laughing.

"Okay Styles, I'm bored and I'm heading home and I just realised that all I have in my wallet are coins. It's not enough for me to get an ice-cream cone. Is that enough drama for me to appear in Keeping Up With The Kardashians?"

" Avery, tell me honestly,are you drunk or high?"

"WHATTTT? You know that I wouldn't do such things underaged. It's against the law and you know that no matter how mischievious I get, I would never do something against the law. We're seventeen for goodness sakes. My battery's dying so Imma talk to you later okay gurl byee"

With that, Ave ended the call. I was just so relieved that she looked past the awkwardness earlier and we're back to being the normal pair of weirdos we are. I'm just glad that she was weird enough to understand that I can make situations really awkward. Note to self: Don't be so awkward next time. And don't forget to murder that stupid voice in my head. "I'll never dieee," the voice in my head said in a sing-song manner. "Oh shut up," I mumbled.

Author's Note:

Hiiiii I had the mood to write and I had time so I thought, why not update eh? I would like to thank my brian for co-operating with me to not be a jerk and stop thinking all of sudden and school for giving me wifi like yayyyy. Avery and Harry are so cute I can't like they're both so weird and I'm weird and I feel like I have new friends but in actual fact, they're all in my head *sigh*. The next chapter will be up idk when but it definitely won't be tomorrow thanks to after school activities and a test (I should be studying but I'm here updating like the badass I am). Until next time, BYEE CUPCAKESSS ( by the way I really am craving cupcakes but I'm so fat and broke can I be a Kardashian now like I  fit in their criteria of "amount drama in my life" so well)