I'm Almost Perfect

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Harry's POV:

Being the lame person I am, I only managed to get Ave an hour of detention.What was the prank? I threw a paper ball at the teacher and said that Ave did it and purposely let the teacher catch her sleeping in class.How genius of me.I definitely would survive in a prank war with such creative and fabulous pranks.To be honest with you,I am a cowardly person which makes Ave and I polar opposites of each other except that I become a different person around her.Like Miley Cyrus 'We Can't Stop' crazy and I'm not even joking.As I was about to leave the classroom,I stuck my tongue out at Ave as she gave me the 1 finger salute with a straight face but then a small smile as she let out a laugh cause of the pouty face I did.I pinched her cheeks,knowing how much it irritated her,before leaving her.

Avery's POV:

"Someone please help that goddamn lame freak" was what went through my mind as soon as Harry left.When I heard of what he had done,I couldn't help but laugh at his failed attempts of getting me in serious trouble.Hey,I may be half-awake but that doesn't mean that I'm unaware of my surroundings.To answer your question,yes;I am the queen of multi-tasking.No matter how hard that kid tried,he'd never be able to remove his face from the definition of lame.Since I was used to having detention,it didn't bother me at all and time flew by fast.As I walked out of the classroom an hour later,I could hear the teacher heave a sigh of relief that he could finally go home.Being the pest I am,I dialled up Harry.

"Helloo pumpkinnn"

"Gosh,Harry.Stop with the dumb nicknames or I will gouge your eyeballs out with a spoon."

"But you'd be doing me a favour instead."

"And why is me gouging out your eyeballs with a spoon a favour?"

"Because 1.I still have my mouth to continue and call you nicknames and 2.I won't have to look at that hideous face of yours."

"Well haha,very funny Mr 'i'm so not lame cause my prank got Avery an hour of detention"

'Heyyy that's not true.I am NOT lame"

"Yes you are"

"But that was my first prank ever,cut me some slack."

"Meh whatever."

"I'm not lame I swear!"

"If I search "lame" on Urban Dictionary,I bet it's just your face there"

"Nooooo"

"Still not convinced that you're not lame"

"Whatever,you only call to make fun of me so I'm gonna hang up now.You're not worth my credit."

"byeeeee"

And the conclusion to that conversation is,Harry Edward Styles is the lamest person to ever walk earth and probably even the moon cause he's such a nerdy nerd.

I finally reached home.I could tell that my hair was all frizzy and my body was all sweaty as I got out of the car.Not my fault though,the air-conditioning in the car decided to not want to blast.There's no doubt that I look drop dead gorgeous,causing even the flies drop dead. Let's be real here,no one is able to look flawless for the whole day unless you're some celebrity (coughcoughashtonirwincoughcough). Dragging myself up the stairs,I quickly went to freshen up.A sigh left my lips as the cooling water fell on my back,nothing felt better then.After quickly washing all the dirt and sweat off of my body,I got dressed in my pajamas cause it's never too early for pajamas.Since I'm such a sociable person,I ended up just laying on my bed while having a little movie marathon all alone.I need more friends.

Harry's POV:

I was bored and had nothing to do so I decided,why not talk to some strangers.On the net of course,I'd never go out and actually interact with strangers.They could be some serial rapists or something like that and try to rape me.Even though I knew that I could still come across the same kind of people online,still better than actually seeing them face to face. Ever since I decided to go on Omegle,it was just a downwards spiral.

You and stranger both like cool stuff

Stranger: Hey 

Stranger: Asl?

What in the world is asl? I asked google and found out that it meant age,sex and location. "ohhh now it makes sense," was what I whispered to myself.

You:16 m UK

Stranger: Oh hey there hottie ;)

Woah woah woah,what the heck is going on? Can this stranger see me or something? This is freaky...

You: But you don't even know how I look like?

Stranger: Oh maybe I do,it's just that you don't know that ;)

Hooo myy goodness encyclopedia.This person is just really creepy.Hoo my gooood someone help me

You: If you don't mind me asking,what's your asl?

Stranger: 50 m alaska ;)

HOO MY GOODNESS IT'S A DUDE AND HE'S OLD OHH GOWD NO NO NO NO HARRY DO SOMETHING

You have disconnected.

Well thank god that that's over. I called Ave to tell her about what had just happened.

"Hey Ave you're not gonna guess what just happened"

"What? Are you finally not lame anymore?"

"Before I start,I am not lame"

"Yeah right Styles"

"I'm gonna ignore whatever you just said and get on with my story"

"Well what happened then?"

"This old,gay dude was hitting on me on Omegle"

"Oh my god no way"

"Yes way"

"Are you still talking to him?"

"Are you out of your mind? Why would I still be talking to him?"

"Cause that's probably the only time in your life that someone would actually wanna hit on you,duh"

"Hey you're hurting my man feelings"

"Haha man feelings? Well I don't even think that exists in the first place"

"Yes it does"

"No it doesn't Styles"

"Yes it does Halls"

"Whatever loser.I'm gonna get back to watching my movies so talk to you later.Byeee"

"Bye bye cinnamon roll"

"Seriously Styles,I'm g..."

I hanged up before she could finish her sentence,knowing that I'll just be irritating her even more.If I can't be cool,at least I can be irritating.

Well hello there.I was reading some puns the other day and I wanna share one with you :)

It's a fact,taller people sleep longer in bed coughcough5SOScoughcough

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