This a story of Joe Sugg and Dianne Buswell. Plz don't attack me I'm innocent. Jks but yanno this isn't serious and so no hate towards Joe or Dianne but there is hate towards Peppa Pog and JuMbO JeFfReY.
Once upon a time there was a redo called DiannA (Dianne Buswell or whatever) . And yes it's DiannA tyvm.
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She was a miserable redo (pronounced red-oh) who lived in the abandoned strictly dancing hall with her rat friends.
p.s. she was also starting to bald because she dyed her hair red too many times and so it started to fall out. Sad times.
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One day she met an ugly ass Emu called Joe Sugger Bugger Thugger Mugger Chugger Slugger.
He was an emu because he had a very strange long bendy neck that made him look like some sort of giraffe but calling him a giraffe would be a compliment so he gets the name Emu instead.
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Now the redo DiannA was almost completely bald. She was well jealous of Lil Hay's weave - the dumbest flexer of the century. Yes that is Dora the Explorer (aka.Lil Tay) but her hair looks like hay so yanno it's now Lil Hay.
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