"Why don't we?" Teyo asked.
"You dumb fuck."
"Aye - c'mon dude, " I wanted to chuck the remote right into the center of his skull. "You ever want to suck your own dIck?" exaggerating 'dick' to sound like 'deek'.
"Tried that already. Didn't work out." He busrted out laughing, a sort of fake laughter, falling off the beanbag chair and onto the floor. Ty was a clown and a half. He placed all the letters in extra.
"He said - he said he TRIED." I rolled my eyes waiting for him to stop. Finally, he collected his ass. "Ayee, but I'm serious bro. Like we could totally do each other a favor." He was anything but serious.
"I'll ride your ass boy, " I told him before getting up, leaving the controller on the seat. The round ended with his car slamming into the bridge below because he wouldn't pay any attention. He had an unrelenting habit of voicing whatever random shit popped into his head. Funny as he could be, he was such a non-structure that it just pissed me off sometimes. Not that I was mad right now. Just finished with whatever gay hole he was trying to dig us into.
I got my backpack, hauled the thing over my shoulder before looking at Ty, "You tryna get this psychology done?"
"OH, " he screamed.
"Why you gotta yell like that?" I asked, already walking to the door.
"I'M SORRY BRO."
"Fucking coming doode?!"
He moaned, loudly, like he just busted the biggest nut right there in his pants. Couldn't do a half-assed one either, no, he went straight for the guttural fucked tone.
"I can't stand you."
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Romance"What if I told you - that I wanted to suck dick?" "Dismissed." "But, " he was now trying to find a way to get me to respond to him. I rolled my eyes, waiting for whatever shit was about to rivet out his dumpster-truck head-ass. "What if I was hard...
